Li'l Shardfinder
I'm gonna start wearing wash pants, that damn dryer again!
...Did he say "wash pants"?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Woah, woah, hang on, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake.
...
It's Winnie-the-Pooh.
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Li'l Shardfinder
He was assassinated by a man called John Wilkes Booth while he was sitting in a booth. It's like "boothception".
edited 20th Oct '15 2:30:12 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
"Thanks to those hotsy-totsy suffragettes, you may notice a few new faces around your office's laudanum station."
edited 20th Oct '15 2:34:46 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
"Team Ken, baby"
"...once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste."
edited 20th Oct '15 2:38:27 AM by trashconverters
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Li'l Shardfinder
I'd've given him an even more offensive name like... Sir Wankshaft McShitstain or something. That probably explains why I don't write children's television...
edited 20th Oct '15 9:00:56 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
I can deliver Taco Bell right to my prostitute?!
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Go back to sleep, honey.
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Li'l Shardfinder
Oh well, guess I'll have to grab something else for breakfast... Like some oxycodooooone!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
What a relief. I was getting concerned our transportation wasn't ostentatious enough.
edited 23rd Oct '15 1:59:49 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Li'l Shardfinder
Welcome to the Big Bear Jamboree! We're here with all our friends and you can watch us pee...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Glory to Arachnos
WHY IS THERE A BOAT HERE, AM I SUPPOSED TO RIDE THE BOAT TO SCHOOL?!
edited 23rd Oct '15 4:07:09 PM by Darkomega245
-Spider Lizard Noises-
I MADE IT, CJ! I'M A SUCCESS! I CAN'T BE TOUCHED!
I don't give a fuck. Fuck the whole world.
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Li'l Shardfinder
HOLY HECK! What did give this customer?!
Um, Well, I used FU for fudge, and CK for cake...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Do you have lettuce?"
"We sure do."
"I need some to wipe my ass with while you watch the soup."
This is some high-tech, sci-fi, Chinese—OOH!—synthetic bullshit!
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Love your hair, hope you win
Yup, couldn't hit the broadside of a cannon.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Li'l Shardfinder
'Scuse me, there's somebody at the microwave...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
It's the price you pay for using the gods' powers. One flower blooms, and one falls. Two flowers bloom, and two fall; but in exchange, Heroes will never die.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Love your hair, hope you win
Your personification is getting a little out of hand here.
edited 29th Oct '15 10:02:18 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
What the fucking hell are you, you great, gangly, fuck-knuckle, twat, greasy-haired cunt-bag? Fuck you!
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Love your hair, hope you win
Because filling your stomach with junk food is Serious Business, and brother, business is fucking booming.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Li'l Shardfinder
There's no water, there's no board, Go fuck yourself, here's my smirk!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Game over, game over, too cold.
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