Another Perfect Day
*writes a fiery pamphlet about King Anonymous User's abuse of taxation and his monopoly on television, distributes it throughout the colonies*
I've got two guns pointed west and a broken compass.
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Ah! Help me! It's smothering me!
edited 20th Sep '10 9:18:04 PM by gentlemanorcus
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Anonymous User is Your King, didn't you know?
no one will notice that I changed this
No I'm not.
He's not real.
And neither is his child.
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I'M ON THE INTERNET
OH LOOK
THERE'S SOME GUY WHO THINKS HE'S ALL THAT
ugh
what now father
THIS IS IMPORTANT, AS I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING
THEY'RE SAYING I'M NOT REAL
I AM THEIR KING
no father
YES CHILD
I AM EVERYONE'S KING
you're not the burger king
OH SHUT UP, HE'S NOT REAL
ARE YOU REAL
yes
HOW DO YOU KNOW
because i am feeling myself
it feels tangible and like it exists
WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE REALITY OF MY CHILD, CHILD
uh i have to go to work now father
NO YOU DON'T
IT'S 7PM
YOU GOT HOME HOURS AGO
have to work two shifts today, bye
WAIT CHILD
NO CHILD OF MINE BACKS OUT OF AN ESSAY
this isn't school
BUT I AM YOUR KING
YOU DO AS I SAY
ok bye now
COME BACK
OH WELL, I CAN WORK ON MY BAND NOW
BANG BANG BANG
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Consider the title: Your King and His Child. Not just any king, your king. A direct address to the audience. This is your king, people. Are you going to sit passively and let this Cloudcuckoolander Bumbling Dad rule over you? Clearly it's an incitement to revolution. This is subversive. This is True Art.
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He is the head of his household.
I wonder what happened to the squire and the police department.
Hay guise, I'm gonna through a bash to prove my true decadent attitude towards life. How many hookers and how much blow should I get?
Go to Sam's Club and buy in bulk. The 20-packs should cover you.
But that would involve giving money to Wal-Mart, who's yanked their advertising from all my broadcast outlets.
But my taste in moral decadence doesn't involve prostitutes!
No, it involves Baloon and fan.
I just came up with the most ridiculous idea:
"Yo dawg, I heard you like Buffalo buffalo, so we put Buffalo buffalo in your Buffalo buffalo so you can buffalo Buffalo buffalo while your Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
Inspired by this
.
A "proper" translation would basically read Yo dawg, I heard you like Bison from Buffalo, so we put more bison from Buffalo in your existing herd of bison from Buffalo so you can bully bison from Buffalo while your herd of bison from Buffalo bullies other bison from Buffalo.
^ Yes.
Win.
^^ No, unless your idea of moral decadence involves saying "cool story bro" to things, because that's what Baloon and fan represents to me.
My idea of moral decadence is, sadly, not very morally decadent. For example, it involves hanging out with attractive members of the opposite sex that I am actually romantically interested in and who are romantically interested in me, rather than hanging out with attractive members of the opposite sex that I'm not romantically interested in.
Well, that, or Jill
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edited 28th Sep '10 9:37:58 AM by GlennMagusHarvey
Guys, how do I become the next Ted Turner?
Writer of horse words
Kill the current Ted Turner and wear his skin.
I doubt anyone will notice the difference.
edited 21st Sep '10 5:19:24 PM by Justice4243
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
But he'll be dead!
OH, HOLD ON.
In the 90s, the company that owns NBC (which by this point has the straightforward name of National Broadcasting Company, Inc.) will purchase Hanna-Barbera and Ruby-Spears from Great American Broadcasting.
Well, he did do that. This would, unfortunately, probably prevent Cartoon Network from existing.
Oh wait, even further back. The 80s.
Buy MGM/UA. This is how Turner got most of its film and TV properties. In fact, if not for it, TNT, Cartoon Network, Turner Classic Movies and Boomerang wouldn't exist.
edited 21st Sep '10 5:25:24 PM by AnonymousUser
End Captain Planet with the planet dying and the world being consumed by pollution.
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^ You bastard!
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I remember I never used to watch Captain Planet, for no reason other than I knew it was an Anvilicious Green Aesop kind of thing.
I didn't want my cartoons to preach to me.
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I own DuMont.
It is the 1980s. The network's Philadelphia affiliate, WDPH channel 12, is actually based out of nearby Wilmington, Delaware. For years they have tried to get their city of license moved to Philadelphia to be on par with KYW, WPVI and WCAU. Since it is the only commercial station in town, these attempts have been blocked by local groups.
The network's ratings are low in Philly, due to most of the market not being interested in the station's focus on Delaware.
Oh, and the network owns stations in New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, Washington DC and Pittsburgh.