Literally A Princess
Same fucked-up <img> tag:
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Oh god ESPN don't run away come back
Literally A Princess
sometimes it's fun to type things with absolutely no punctuation because i end up reading the resulting sentence as if it's all being said in one breath which is cool because it means the speaker is talking like super-fast but the problem is that i start wanting to type it as fast as I hear it being said in my head and so I end up with a bunch of typos that I'm too lazy to go fix and that's why the Five Singers R Estaraunt stories are filled with typos is because they're basically a stream-of-consciousness thing and my brain runs too fast for me to have time to go and fix my typos.
(For full effect, read this once with your default CA voice and once with Charlotte's voice)
Heapers’ Hangout
LOOK WHAT I GOT CHILD
A PRETTY LIGHT UP SIGN, LIKE LAS VEGAS
how much did that cost father
A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS
goddammit
that's more than the both of us make in a year
YUP
WE GOTTA TIGHTEN THE BELT CHILD
ugh
you and your stupid priorities
I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING
AND YOU ARE GONNA HELP ME PUT UP THIS SIGN
what does it even say father
IT SAYS LAND OF THE PROUD
what the fuck
you spent one hundred thousand dollars on a cheesy piece of shit
WELL IT WAS REAL NICE AND THE JUNKYARD WAS SELLING STUFF OFF
ugh
what do we even need it for
SO PEOPLE CAN FIND US
DUH
why would they want to
I AM THEIR KING
OBVIOUSLY
i think the lamb wants something
he's drawing blood from your leg
OH SHIT
QUICK GET HIM HIS DINNER
IT'S IN THE FREEZER, MICROWAVE IT ON HIGH FOR TWO MINUTES
spoiled little shit
Literally A Princess
Yes, I still imagine them as the voice actors.
Heapers’ Hangout
Apparition in the Woods
ESPN can run? Can it hide, too?! ESPN is hiding in my house?!?!
edited 1st Mar '11 5:11:15 PM by JHM
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
I was gonna do something involving the Five Singers R Estaurant, but I don't know how I would do that without your involvement.
^I don't know, is it?
If you see something red with a big negative space stripe and a deep voice, that's ESPN.
edited 1st Mar '11 5:12:37 PM by AnonymousUser
Apparition in the Woods
Oh my god...
So, what is it like being ESPN? I never got the chance to ask...
frozen in time
-pipe organ solo-
no one will notice that I changed this
Why don't they eat the lamb and his child just tell YOUR KING that it ran away?
Literally A Princess
We need a #trashheap channel. That way, we can put on a LIVE YKAHC/Five Singers crossover.
Heapers’ Hangout
So Bravo's logo makes me think of a credit card, now. They tend to gloss it up like one. I'm honestly not sure if it's intentional or not.
^Yup.
edited 1st Mar '11 5:19:56 PM by AnonymousUser
I imagine YOUR KING as The King and his child as someone who resembles like Timmy Turner.
Male hominid, it is more difficult than I once supposed to make writing errors on purpose. I'm a switch back momentarily.
Apparition in the Woods
Now I'm the Worst Persons in the World. And a Codfish in a Derby Hat, thumping myself...
But not in that way.
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
I imagine YOUR KING as The King of Town.
Apparition in the Woods
Spaceflight has a horse! *point*
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
What you believe is a horse is not a horse, but it is a pony (Bad Credit? We Can Help!
). They are smaller and animated.
Is SPACEFLIGHT a silly sockpuppet in the vein of AliceDove, Imi Z, [whatever that Anonymous User and Central Avenue combination was called, and possibly one of me], or did you switch your name again, SPACEY?
It's a cheap knockoff of SPACETRAVEL.
^^ Gotcha!
it's back
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