I used to watch soap operas for the commercials.

I have several VHS tapes with soap operas.

And as of that last line this handle is eating my brain.

@yarrunmace, last page

I thought I was King of this place! Unless I left the crown with the other handle

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:31:58 PM by WizardDuck

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...CA Marketplace and Caffeine 92.5 proudly present...CHEF & WAITERMAN LIVE!

waiterman where the hell are we

we're on stage chef at the palace theater

why are we here

well you acgreed to put on a live show for the people
they even set up a little repilica of our kitchn

Oh, that's right, I've alwasy wanted to prefoerm a live show
Here, pick a card, any card

Why did you keep a deck of cards in the knife drawer

not the point, jsut pick a card

fine

now show it to the audiene, but not to me
now put it back in the deck

ok

now throw the deck in teh air

what

juts do it

ok, here goes nothing

Aha! You'll notice I imapaled one of the cards on my chef's knife
Is this your card?

(Chef holds up the Three of Diamonds.)

no

see? amazing—wait, what

i said no
it's not my card

what

my C Ard is not the 3 of diamons

but that's impossible
i used a deck of nothing but the three of diamonsd

my card wasn't the three of diamonds

you're lying

no i'm not

i'll ask the audience
Audience, wasn't his card the three of diamons?

well then
I guess this magic show was a bust, eh watierman

it's not a magic how, chef

what is ti then?

hell if I know.
I just kow wer'e getting paid ovetrrime

tha's good
maybe i can actually pay my rent a couple times thsi year

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:42:34 PM by CentralAvenue

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my opianion

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EDIT: o_O accidental magic. Also cool.

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:32:17 PM by mmysqueeant

I just saw a joker and a thief.

@ Chuck: Because you're in Germany and we haven't invented ways to send kisses by e-mail?

Not that we're not working tirelessly on it, mind you.

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:32:20 PM by yarrunmace

Ouphes are the anthropomorphic personification of getting punched in the gut.

I'm a king without a crown, hanging loose in a big town.

8ecause my affections are reserved for Nicolas Cage.

You know, I was just thinking about reading a YKAHC story. I guess this is close enough.

THE AUDIENCE SPEAKS WITH ONE VOICE

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:34:22 PM by yarrunmace

Haven: Hahaha.

Also, these are the [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?name=+[Advisor]||type=+[Advisor]||subtype=+[Advisor]||text=+[Advisor] advisers]].

If one man eneters an airport ... And two men leave ...... Why didnt he get on a plane?

Here's the crown!

I looked at those, and have come to the conclusion that Advisor tribal is way more trouble that it's worth. But I still wanna build a deck around Gaddock Teeg someday.

BUT I AM NIC CAGE

But Nic Cage doesn't speak German!

Probably!

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:36:52 PM by yarrunmace

Well some of my stupid anger has worn off.

I'm still wanting to post with the other handle.

No reason to get excited now'

I DON'T EITHER

I JUST USE GOOGLE TRANSLATOR, FICKARSCH

Then post with the other handle; I know I don't mind

Also I'm feeling less like a creepy perv than I was a while ago, which is good

Oh, if you knew about creepy pervs, Central.

If.

You.

Knew.

edited 3rd Jul '11 5:40:36 PM by LeChuck4

^^That's good.

I always feel weird about it creeping me out. I need to drop the Double Standard

You know what tribe needs help? Homunculi.

@Vriska

And Tavros. And John.

Thank you youtube comments. I need to know what songs everybody lost their virginities to.