The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

oh yeah, that reminds me I'm a magical black fog now in addition to a ghost

-turns into cigarette smoke and possesses everybody's lungs-

gasp, my lungs have been possessed.

luckily, I know the proper procedure to solve this

Random unloads a pistol into his lungs.

perfect

now does anyone have that little medical thing

anyone

the little sharp thingamabobber

edited 16th Sep '17 7:09:48 AM by RandomWriter413

Vampires don't have to worry about that stuff.

-seeps from Random's lungs-

Well, yeah, but you'd periodically cough up fog for whatever amount it time it takes for the air in your lungs to be completely replaced

unless you don't breathe, in which case fog will probably just kind of drift out

Vampires don't technically need to breathe, so...

I mean you could get in there but it ain't like you're gonna bother me much.

Wait a minute, if vampires didn't need to breathe, then they wouldn't have to worry about garlic.

The garlic thing's a myth anyway.

I mean, I personally enjoy garlic.

So, I'm here to educate you all on the dangers of humanity

this is you◊

this is you on humanity◊

questions?

yeah I have a question

What can change the nature of man?

So I don't know if you guys remember, but I had a guy stalking me for a while on imgur after we argued over something stupid. I reported him and he got banned. Today a guy with the same account name showed up in the comments of a post I made... and he's the only guy in the comments who's actually agreeing with me. I don't think he remembers me, and I don't intend to remind him.

Yeah, shouldn't that be the other way around?

edited 16th Sep '17 9:27:17 AM by Demetrios

Poking holes into your soul until all your humanity gets drained out

I mean by that point you'll look like beef jerky and also be insane unless you're some sort of badass

No.

Keep a low profile until it's time to strike; and when you do, strike hard, and strike deep

edited 16th Sep '17 9:37:11 AM by RaimeNadalia

we ran outta chartreusethings

anyway today's Neko Atsume Kitties of the Day are: PEACHES and WHITESHADOW

...I am gonna randomly pick kets because idk.

psst hey securitydude

hey cmere

security

what am I even fucking doing idk

(actually that one was because the PEE POLE in the store are being annoying so I am calling security

even though we do not HAVE security so I am trying to recruit one)

Huh, somebody wrote a facebook article on my dad

He's apparently an asshole

uh huh

edited 16th Sep '17 10:08:34 AM by RaimeNadalia

so THAT part made sense sort of

at least in my head

then again I am now assigning KET OF THE DAY

today you get sneaky ninja ket

and heart butt ket

awww, heart butt ket

heartbutt◊

SECURITY!

come throw these pee pole off somewhere :D

...ok so those pee pole left

and a couple came in and the woman asked "how are you ladies" to me and my dad

this has been the latest installment of Ozzy Liveblogs Work

I am down with the sickness.

Bleh.

today is weird

where the heckie are these pee pole coming from

they are weird

They might've accidentally popped in from an alternate timeline

on a scale from 1 to 10, how strong is reality near the entrance to the store?