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I pulled like 3 in one week.

It was fucking terrible and when it was over I was pretty much traumatized from it.

So.... vampires?

...

Damn it I am supposedly Karkat here, not Kanaya.

But wouldn't that require developing a hatecrush on your successor?

in the darkest nightmare hour

I take Karkat in my power

where not moon nor sun has risen

I shall keep him in my prison

edited 4th Dec '16 12:20:06 PM by PastryPerson

lol I love this Karkat though

like I said yesterday it is pretty much me in the mornings. like "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND LET ME DRINK MY COFFEE."

okay, well i'm going to take a break from my original story to write fanfiction about various fictional characters screwing up

hey ~SolipSchism what do you think of this description?

I hope sure I summoned him right

trying to catch kakuna

use a pokemon silly

I caught a weedle!

Not my intended goal, but, meh.

off 2 first gym.

Well, first open gym.

behold three Team Rocket stories

Oh no, Team Rocket is getting away!

Ash, Pikachu, and Officer Jenny watched in surprise as Jesse, James, and Meowth made a made dash for their hot air balloon.

“Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!”

A flaxen bolt of lightning ripped forth from the skies, striking the criminal’s would-be-escape vehicle just as they were climbing into it- and all of a sudden, it violently exploded in a massive fireball that sent Ash and his companions flying backwards.

Officer Jenny was the first to get back to her feet, in shock. She stared at the flaming remains of the hot air balloon as Ash and Pikachu got back up.

“…Did you just kill three people, Ash?”

Ash stared into the flaming rubble for a moment, and then looked at Nurse Joy.

“…Shit.”

Oh no, it’s Team Rocket!

Surprised, Ash called Pikachu out of his Pokeball, and pointed at Team Rocket.

“Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!”

“Holy shit- scatter!”

Jesse, James, and Meowth all ran away from each other, the Thunderbolt just barely missing them…but to Ash’s surprise, they all went right at him!

“What the- Pikachu, use Qui-“

Ash’s command was cut short by James’ fist crashing into his face, knocking him out cold. Pikachu’s eyes widened, but quickly closed after a well-aimed shot from a tranquilizer gun from Jesse.

Meowth quickly grabbed Ash’s Pokeballs with a grin, recalling Pikachu back into his Pokeball. The boss would be pleased.

Team Rocket won.

Oh no, it’s Team Rocket!

Ash raised his hand, stopping Team Rocket in their tracks.

“What is it, twerp?” asked Jesse.

“Well,” said Ash, “if you really want a Pikachu that much, why don’t you just catch one? Like, there’s a LOT in the Viridian Forest.”

She paused, looked at James.

“Huh. Good point.”

And then they NEVER saw Team Rocket again.

Pewter City Gym.

LEADER: Brock

Me: Huh, neat.

WINNERS: BLUE.

Me: :U

First playthrough?

brock

how ru op

Yep! First actual playthrough without videos.

Fear the Onix. Respect the Onix.

ima gonna be the very best, like no one ever-

ONIX TEARS MY TEAM TO SHREDS

was

I like Onix.

well except for THAT PARTICULAR ONIX

who is sort of like THAT PARTICULAR ANDREW only in Onix form.

Steelix is where it's at yo

also I cant believe my summoning failed

I must have messed up the spell somehow,,

maybe a sacrifice is in order

and here's another one

Ghetsis cackled wildly, unnerving Nate and Rosa, the two Pokemon trainers. At first, they went into the cave sure that they could beat Ghetsis…but that was before he’d brought out this horrible, frozen, monster out. He’d called it the Boundary Pokemon, an empty shell of its former self. Could this cold thing really be a Pokemon?

“Now…Kyurem! Use Glaciate on these two!”

Kyurem roared, and in a flash of icy power, several gigantic crystals of ice surrounded the duo…but they were prepared, in spite of the circumstances. They immediately whipped out two Pokeballs, and called out their own Pokemon…

“Zekrom! Use Fusion Bolt!” shouted Nate.

“Reshiram! Use Fusion Flare!” shouted Rosa.

And all of a sudden, the power of flames and lightning shattered the ice crystals in countless, quickly melting, pieces. Ghetsis, absolutely floored with the power of the Vast White and the Deep Black Pokemon took a step back in surprise.

“…I cannot believe this.”

Rosa frowned.

“Believe what?”

Ghetsis pulled out an odd looking, triangular device.

“Well, I had these DNA splicers, here, and you see, I had expected a certain man to show up here in the nick of time to save you both. I had expected him to have one of two of the Pokemon I see now, which I would then use this device to revert them into a form suitable to fuse with Kyurem, as Kyurem was once one with Reshiram and Zekrom, but it seems you two somehow have both…?”

They slowly nodded.

“Well, yeah,” said Nate. “We got these two in a trade.”

Ghetsis stared at them for a good while, whilst Reshiram and Zekrom stared at Kyurem.

…

“So,” said Rosa, with a grin, “you were going to fuse Kyurem with one of these Pokemon?”

The still confused Ghetsis nodded.

“Why just one?” asked Nate, with an impish smile.

Ghetsis paused, then smiled mischievously.

“Are you two thinking what I am?”

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER

“HEEEELLLLL YEEAAAAH!”

All of a sudden, to all of Unova’s collective shock, they saw a gigantic black and white dragon of indescribable power swoop through the air at unbelievable speeds, cloaked in lightning, flame, and frost. Riding on its back were three figures, two in visors, and one with a shock of green hair. The dragon flew straight through a mountain, smashing rocks into powder and throwing any of the more durable boulders in its way high into the sky, never to be seen again.

Yes, Ghetsis, Nate, and Rosa recreated the Original Dragon

Yes, they turned it into an HM slave.

THAT PARTICULAR ANDREW came about 'cause I know several Andrews and there are several famous ones.

like we have the Good Andrews, who include: a relative of mine, a friend of mine, and Andrew Hussie

the Mid-Tier Andrews, who include Andrew Lloyd Weber, Andrew Garfield, Andrew from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Immature-Yet-Harmless Andrew.

and then there is THAT PARTICULAR ANDREW, as in "Fuck that particular Andrew"

(please do not literally fuck That Particular Andrew.)

also staring at the name "Andrew" has made it look very strange.

judgment update