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SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#416126: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:09:35 PM

Can I pleeeeease time travel and have sex with myself

Please

ClownToy Since: Aug, 2015
#416127: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:10:47 PM

That's a great idea.........sort of.............I would prefer a Rule 63 version of me in my case, but yeah that sounds OK.

Don't forget to use protections both of you............or just you........whatever. (Time travel is confusing.)

edited 25th Jul '16 4:11:37 PM by ClownToy

Ultimatum Disasturbator from Second Star to the left (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Rosvo1 Since: Aug, 2009
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#416130: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:12:26 PM

lol

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#416131: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:12:46 PM

The great thing about having sex with yourself would be that you know exactly what you like.

Like I'm pretty sure even a straight person would concede that that would be incredible. To have sex with someone who literally knows everything about you and knows exactly what to do to drive you crazy.

I mean yeah you'd have to reciprocate, but hey, that's sex anyway.

[up][up]No but having sex with yourself would just be so epic

edited 25th Jul '16 4:13:12 PM by SolipSchism

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#416132: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:13:33 PM

@Ros:Big deal, my Mage: The Ascension game took weird turns practically since day 1.

edited 25th Jul '16 4:14:17 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from Second Star to the left (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
MrLavisherMoot dizzy from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
dizzy
#416134: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:38:17 PM

The phrase 'go fuck yourself' has a whole new meaning.

simple as
Rosvo1 Since: Aug, 2009
#416135: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:38:57 PM

"Weird" is the wrong term.

It's more unexpected. See, the brains of the group rolled really well on his Astrogation roll and discovered a direct route between Nar Shaddaa and Mon Calamari. This is important for the Alliance because they can buy materiel on the black market from Nar Shaddaa and ship it directly along a secret route to Mon Calamari where it can be distributed to the Alliance military. So, they sold that information to the Alliance and now they're aligned with the Rebels. This was completely unplanned and was the result of a single roll.

trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#416136: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:40:34 PM

I'm so pissed off right now. Someone calm me down with some minty memes.

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Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#416137: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:45:52 PM

the circumference of any circle with a radius of one

IS TWO DAMN PI

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#416138: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:52:13 PM

Bruh, did you get that from Rachel? Because she posted that meme on Skype once.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#416139: Jul 25th 2016 at 4:54:06 PM

Well, I tried to stay up until 11 AM. I fell asleep at 10:50.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#416140: Jul 25th 2016 at 5:16:03 PM

hypotenuse

is a fun word to say

Stupid doomed timeline...
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#416141: Jul 25th 2016 at 5:17:34 PM

...Eh. I just like the song, it has no relation to anything.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
ErikVindstrom ... from Hallownest Since: Jan, 2016
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#416142: Jul 25th 2016 at 5:18:48 PM

[up][up][up] So you've now just inverted your sleep schedule?

[up][up] Indeed it is, though i also like vacuum.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#416143: Jul 25th 2016 at 5:20:23 PM

@Two damn pi: That reminds me...

If a pizza has a radius Z and a height of A, then the area of the pizza is equal to Pi*Z*Z*A.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#416144: Jul 25th 2016 at 5:28:12 PM

there is gray ket on my 8ed

Stupid doomed timeline...
Victin Since: Dec, 2011
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#416146: Jul 25th 2016 at 5:37:43 PM

@adric: if by "once" you mean "just this morning", then yeah, i did

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#416147: Jul 25th 2016 at 5:38:14 PM

I'm pretty sure she shared it this morning on the general Skype chat with all the tropers in it.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#416148: Jul 25th 2016 at 5:38:26 PM

well actually even if you dont mean that, i still did, i just wanted to correct u

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#416149: Jul 25th 2016 at 6:05:20 PM

damn is this ded

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#416150: Jul 25th 2016 at 6:06:20 PM

After I've finished Catcher in the Rye, I'm gonna tackle Molloy/Malone Dies/The Unnameable. I've already reserved it at the library and all. Why did I think that was a good idea?

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