The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

what!? a hairpin turn, he'd have to be crazy to go around it at this speed on that vacuum cleaner! he's really going for it. ahhh! he made it! well then i can toooooo! *breaks off steering wheel* ahhhhhh!

My louse is my spouse. What a sweet, sweetttttt thing. It loves to massage my hair and spit its eggs on me. Sooooo sweet. Such nice vibrations from this music.

@ Engie: I'unno. Maybe make a bit character or something who's an engineer who has the initials NG.

To be honest, I haven't known you that long. On any list (of mine) of people from the forums to make cameos of/references to, you'd be waaay down there.

I might more probably name a character after Plumbum, since I know his actual name anyway. As for Pastry, maybe name someone Vanitas, as it's less weird than, say, Pastry. Although I guess I could work that in as a nickname or just one-time comment from another character or something.

BTW, I have officially started threadhopping the Heap, so if you really want me to answer something, do the tilde thing. I don't run any forum games any more, so I should think its being my panic button has worn off by now.

edited 3rd Sep '15 8:57:05 PM by Knowlessman

UPDAT ON THE KEY THING:

I DROPPED IT IN THE LIBRARY AND SOMEBODY FOUND IT AND TURNED IT IN

THE LIBRARIAN LADY WAS VERY NICE AND I THANKED HER PROFUSELY

THERE IS A GOD

ALSO I FUCKED UP THE WORD PROFUSELY ABOUT TWENTY TIMES BEFORE GETTING IT RIGHT

I've been to London, seen seven wonders; I know to trip is just to fall.

I used to rock it, sometimes I'd roll it; I always knew what it was for.

world of magic update

If we could just join hands.

If we could just if we could just if we could just if we could just if we could just join hands.

If only the whole of humanity had a single neck

So that I could strangle it

how about no

there are some sweet people over here I know that I'd rather have not dead

Details!

Denied

GOT A LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS THEY'LL TELL YOU I'M INSANE

edited 4th Sep '15 6:15:39 AM by Rosvo1

Scratch that; I'd rather preserve my dignity.

edited 4th Sep '15 6:38:39 AM by SymeSynth

Subject: [Sponge-talk] Lost dignity

Message: Has anyone seen my dignity? I think I lost it somewhere on the 5th floor of the A tower.

Too bad, that's still my wish.

It's also a quote but you know, nobody here's going to get that reference probably.

VLK ARE YOU A HIPSTER

No. No I'm not Rossy.

COOL

JUST CHECKING

I just don't expect many people here to know so much about serial killers. That's all I meant. Not that I know some super secret cool secret that nobody else does.

Is it Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, or a fictional one?

Carl Panzram.

I like how seemingly only two serial killers exist to you

edited 4th Sep '15 8:35:06 AM by death_vlk

The blind are only affected by crying; I suspect them in general of lacking humanity.

Vlk thinks.

The electrons in his brain shudder, vibrate, revolve at speeds almost too great to comprehend. Signals travel frantically to and fro, driven by only the gestalt of identity-from-nothing, a random confluence of cause and effect guided by nothing but its previous state at any given moment, influencing nothing but each successive state, and yet there is an order to it all, a method driving the whole process inexorably through established patterns and forms, such that the gestalt is capable of recognizing itself, and of being aware of its own capacity for self-recognition, and of recognizing its awareness of its capacity for self-recognition, ad infinitum.

And in every moment, for every quantum of time that passes, the man-that-is-a-state-of-being-that-is-vlk is recreated anew, with the memories of a near-infinitude of other, prior versions of himself, ghostly images of a dead man's life reaching back into the fog of distant memories.

Vlk thinks.

edited 4th Sep '15 8:49:07 AM by SolipSchism