Telling from Out Of Jimmys Head and the subpages, a few editors liked sneaking in their Take Thats.
The previous Laconic edit would at least warrant a PM from the moderator, but since it was created back in May, I'm not sure whatever it's worth bringing up now.
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Shut it.
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Acquaintance of mine says Lifelink only does what it says on the card if the damage is done to a player and if the player controlling Lifelink is attacking. I says, I can't find where it says that anywhere official. She says, she'll write Wizards herself and ask. I says, they say yes then they just lost a customer (They won't notice, but I will, and I'll know I can go ahead and give up on this losing streak I've got going), and also she can have my cards.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Ghosts' Poet
Incorrect. Lifelink triggers whenever a creature deals damage. As long as damage is dealt by that creature, it triggers and you get the extra life points.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
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Exactly what I say, 'Mace—
'Mace! 
Where the hell you been, man? 'Sup?
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK.
This is not directed at anyone from this thread, I just felt that way while reading something.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Ghosts' Poet
Been out and about. Just stopping by for a while.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Jamais vu
Man, I really need to get back into playing MtG. It was rad.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
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About where? The Hangout?
What color were you, perchance?
edited 31st Jan '13 8:54:41 PM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Ghosts' Poet
That's been a place in which I've been.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Jamais vu
Red. Killing things with fireballs once I get like 20 mana is always fun.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
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:/ And here I am thinking fifteen's a lot.
Hell, been thinking I might drop it. I can't keep up with it, and I dunno about getting into a game that you have to pay into constantly to even have a fair chance. I'm used to games you only have to pay once for. And also cheap. And unemployed.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Jamais vu
You could play it on Cockatrice.
...Hey, Yarrun, Cockatrice is still a thing, right? Or has it stopped being a thing?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Ghosts' Poet
Probably. I haven't been on there since mid-2012.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
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Cockawhatnows?
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Jamais vu
MtG online for free. We used to set up troper matches on it. People were being killed by squirrel armies left and right. I'd get a link, but I'm on my phone right now, sorry :/
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o-o
Haven's squirrel armies oh god.
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*Google*
edited 31st Jan '13 9:16:48 PM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
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Granted, we did have a moderately epic bossfight, so there's that.
◊ Consensus appears to be that the loot was more epic than the fight, though, oddly enough. :/ I really should've done that with the Soul Edge shards. Stupid me. People don't seem too keen on the idea of their favorite characters' minds getting fucked up; likely why nobody did anything with the shards. Give 'em awesome fragments of a legendary blade with which to render their own weapons unstoppable with a hint of evil soul-eating craziness , and they'll go straight for the Blue Pill, but tell 'em to bob for insanity-free weapons in evil blood and tell 'em they can get spikes on and they'll go, "Duuude!"
edited 6th Feb '13 3:16:16 PM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Void Waiter
Sage says what?
Stop caring and embrace nullness.
Void Waiter
Sage says what?
Stop caring and embrace nullness.
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Man, I gots to get back into D&D.
:/ I haven't gotten to play Encounters in ages.
EDIT: I mean, Magic is cool and all, but I can actually get shit done in Encounters. I'm way green at Magic, and it's not just my deck that shows it.
EDIT 2: I'm still green at D&D too, I guess, but at least that doesn't mean I can never accomplish anything at the same table with people who've been playing it for years.
edited 10th Feb '13 3:52:11 PM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Omega Overlord. Or superjwren329. Either or.
*emerges, decked in a set of blood-red Power-Armor and a Force Sword*
I have returned from slaying the foul unclean one, and finishing a two-game long game on Primarch difficulty...! For the Emperor...! And all that stuff.
*sits down*
...Now what...?
D&D, you say? Heh, what version, my good sir?
edited 10th Feb '13 4:04:26 PM by TheRealWren
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.
I finally found somebody to talk to about all this shit! I mean, I already know other folks with common interests and all, but still, this is like the friggin' jackpot! (Well, okay, I don't read Neil Gaiman except when he and Sir Terry team up, but I was thinking about trying American Gods at some point).
Clearly, you two should make out.
Mache dich, mein Herze, rein...