The Shadows Devour You.
Damn it, this should be in forum games. Didn't check which area I was in.
EDIT: Thanks, whoever moved this to the right place. 
edited 21st Apr '10 6:49:22 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
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That bastard Steve is dead too.
You're on fire.
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94. Grandmaster of Shark
You have terminal cancer.
Not here, look elsewhere
Never did want to live forever.
Your dog is dead.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
The Plum and Only
He didn't burn the house down with himself, right?
Your house has burned down.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
The Shadows Devour You.
Good thing I made the insurance pay out double its value. Now I don't have to burn it down myself! I can buy a better one!
THERE IS. NO. GOD!!!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
The Plum and Only
Preachers, they're all gone!
Hornswoggle wins the World Heavyweight Championship.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Yay for the Irish!
I'm the Spawn of evil.
94. Grandmaster of Shark
The Plum and Only
Goo is tasty.
You tempt fate.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Fate likes it.
You ran out of beer.
The Plum and Only
Can't get pissed. Can be seen as a good thing.
Because i got high,Because i got high,Because i got hiiiigh. No, really, you got high.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
I'm Only Sleeping
You won't get cirrhosis... yet.
Your girlfriend got sick.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
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You can improve your relationship by taking care of her.
You're lost.
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You can check out that cool new store over there while you ask for directions.
You said something wrong in an argument and now your friend won't talk to you.
edited 21st Apr '10 7:46:52 AM by JewelyJ
I don't need to be distracted while I'm cramming for finals.
You're stuck in an elevator with Carrot Top.
—R.J.
Hey, I can beat him!
You're lost in the Mexican side of the border with no money
Not here, look elsewhere
Now I can try the Tequila.
You have been forsaken and abandoned by your gods.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Smooth as a Skunk
Yeah, but they were sort of dicks in the first place, I'm probably better off without them.
You've been hacked.
The comics equivalent of PTSD.
The Shadows Devour You.
Excellent. I've stored a handy program in with that information he just stole that will fuck over his computer completely. The bastard.
The elephants are attacking again.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
I'm Only Sleeping
Your path is now clear.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
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He/she might be insane, but at least he/she finds you interesting.
You have been nailed to a crucifix for your part in a kidnapping plot.
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The plot was ultimately successful.
You're the last man on Earth in a world where nothing grows.
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
You'll never have to mow the lawn or pay your bills again.
You've been turned to stone while still alive and conscious.
In this game:
Person 1 describes something bad that has happened.
i.e. You're a vampire!
Person 2 describes the bright side.
i.e. I always wondered what blood tastes like!
And then describes another bad thing.
i.e. Everyone you ever loved is dead!
Thats a good place to start actually.
Everyone you ever loved is dead!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.