Tropers control my Alter Ego's life!

Well we had a fun discussion but first "question"! A woman is walking in with a blanket and a bottle of warm white liquid. Are we angry and cry? Or be happy and coo?

I'm your conscience. I tell you to be happy and coo. She'll be grateful.

I'm your paranoid side. I tell you to get angry and cry. That white liquid could be semen, and the blanket is no doubt diseased.

edited 4th Mar '10 12:25:16 PM by Daionusthe23rd

Ha! He won't be listening to you until his adolescent years, and by that time you'll be helping me in keeping him away from drugs, dealers conspirancies and more.

Ah, but I was given to him through acquired genes from his father, an avid player of the adventure games that came out recently, like Kings Quest and Leisure Suit Larry. My ability to find potential danger in even the simplest situation is guaranteed to be the only way he'll survive in this cruel world!

This is assuming th alter ego game starts out during The '80s.

edited 4th Mar '10 3:39:29 PM by Daionusthe23rd

Yeah, starving to dead and antagonizing the person in charge of nurturing and caring for you is the way to go if you want to survive.

I'll call you when the pedophiles start trying to drag us into the vehicle, until that keep quiet paranoid.

Look, if there's anything the boy's father has learned from playing Sierra games, its that there is the constant threat of Everything Trying to Kill You.

Well, we're getting hungry and we can barely move our heads. What do you propose we do Ultimate survivor?

Refuse until we are certain that she doesn't want to kill us. And what's saying she doesn't? There is not a doubt in my mind that she wasn't too happy about the past 9 months. And what's saying that the boy wasn't an "accident" and theydon't feel like giving us up? Or maybe they have given us up and we're in an Orphanage of Fear? Have you thought about that?

edited 4th Mar '10 5:08:07 PM by Daionusthe23rd

I'd be happy and coo. The way I see it, eating may kill you. NOT eating WILL kill you.

I'm just loving the whole Shoulder Angel thing you guys got going on.

Guys A, We had a one year Time Skip and 2 Daion This game IS in the 80's but Everything Trying to Kill You is FALSE!!!!

Oh. Well, since you're the one with the hint book, sure, lets be nice to the lady who is probably the boy's mother.

edited 4th Mar '10 7:39:51 PM by Daionusthe23rd

There you go! Happy and Coo, mother will be so happy.

Thank you and as our MOM walks in she sees that we are smiling. As she walks in the doorbell rings. She assumes we don't need that much attention because we are smiling. She lays the bottle in the crib and leaves to answer the door. Are we patient or impatient?

Patient, we can wait a little bit, and what's happening at the door could be urgent.

At first I was thinking we should be impatient, but the genetic memories of adventure games kick in and I realize that whoever is at the door might be giving/telling her something important. So wait until she's talked to whoever is at the door.

I think the whole game is set in the '80s. What's the opposite of a Floating Timeline?

Stuck In Time?

Personally I say you wait. But then again, that's what I'd do. I'd probably wait and think to myself. But you're not me, and neither is your character.

Still, consider it a vote.

I remember playing my own alter ego. She died of an heart attack while walking as an unmarried old lady.

Be patient, then.

Well we are patient and... We look around the room. There are pictures and paintings which will boost our creativity. Now just talk and discuss till I get home and do the next "question".

*talks and discusses*

-Replies and disagrees-

You sarcastic Aholes!