ITT: Some of us want to defuse a nuke, the rest of us want to launch i

Well, maybe you should get some rest before you decide to destroy us all?

Yeah, you're right. Terrorizing the known universe can come after I've taken a nap.

Zzzzzzzzzz.

HEY! That's not funny! You know what, screew this shit!

>Plumbum is reaching for the magic keyfob!

Ohhhhh no. I'll be keeping this until you can regulate your emotions, mister.

Gimme back my keys, you filthy pickpocket!

As your self-appointed therapist, I don't think that's a good idea. You should probably get some more rest.

-hits yarrunmace over the head with a chair-

And now let the boss launch his goddamn nukes or he'll be forever be telling his revenge fantasies to us.

Look over there!

>Plumbum makes a grab for the keys!

Seeing as I now have my keyfob, I get in the Jetbus, spin up the minigun and fire... on catfish.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE THE NUKE GO OFF!!!

Shit. What's wrong with this man's mind?

-dashes towards the hangars-

I though he was just a madmen hell-bent on destroying the world, but no, he has be more complex...

>Plumbum honks the horn, and plows into the armor-plated controls with the armor-plated Jetbus, firing the minigun all the way.

THERE'S SO MANY LEVELS TO MY PERSONALITY!

Gahh....

-runs through a large gate and manically hits the controls on the other side-

Come on come on come on...

-slowly, the stable blast doors start to close-

I should never have worked for that maniac!

-runs on-

-wakes up-

Where did everyone go?

*Turns on a recorder that says, 'Nuclear Launch Detected.', and runs.

edited 5th Aug '10 11:32:24 AM by AttObl227

...Fantastic!

-thinks to himself "Wait, that was just a recording. So, does that mean I win?"-

>Plumbum repeatedly smashes the security barrier with the Jetbus.

- Sees the chaos, decides to exploit it. -

- Just walks over and smashes the warhead repeatedly with a very large hammer. The inner workings probably won't take the trauma. -

- If they do, I have a backup plan involving a powerful drill and some thermite. -

edited 6th Aug '10 7:10:47 AM by RTHSFF

Who is that intruder, and what is he doing to my scale models!? D=<

Yet another example of my triplex system.

Silly agents, don't you know about the concept of redundancy?

-finds telephone-

Hello, is this the CIA? Their systems are redundant. Airstrike recommended.

Where's that S-300 Grumble? I think it's in the garage... finally, my drunken bet with my mad scientist colleagues will pay off!

>Plumbum is still firing the miniguns until they clikc uselessly, in frustration he backs up nearly onto the other wall and floors it, making a human-sized hole in the door, and totalling the Jetbus.

Hey this is the CIA yarrun, we don't do airstrikes, call the airforce.

>Plumbum takes a M4A1 from the weapons locker, puts on some body armor and walks through the hole. He looks proud of himself.

Excuse me, Plumbum, but what the hell are you doing?!