Jer gets all the girls
Not a damn word. Except maybe yes and no. And vodka. And that's pretty much all I got
The next troper speaks Swahili
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
E-Who-Must-Not-Be-Gendered
Nope.
The next poster can say "your refrigerator happens to be on fire" in at least one language.
The King Without a Kingdom
Yes, English. Maybe sign language in case I am friends with a deaf person.
TNP has been pulled over by the cops at some point.
It's been 3000 years…
Judging you
Hello!
Afraid I've a clean slate on the terms of law.
The Next Poster detests energy drinks.
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Judging you
The man behind the slaughter
Yes.
TNP considered making a lets play once in their lifetime.
edited 7th Aug '15 12:28:49 PM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
A while back, but I don't think I'll ever make a Let's Play because I don't have the necessary components to do so.
TNP has Live Blogged.
Nope.
TNP plays tabletop RPGs.
edited 7th Aug '15 5:38:16 PM by RBluefish
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
Braids From S286 Not Included
Nope.
TNP prefers games with deep stories over plotless games.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Scarlet Witch
How did you know?
TNP is bored right now.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
my current job
Yup.
TNP believes that Everything Is an Instrument.
edited 7th Aug '15 7:27:50 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Yes.
TNP is a picky eater.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
64th Successor
Yes. Very much.
TNP is a skeleton.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Jer gets all the girls
Well, I am in possession of one, if that's what you mean.
TNP has eaten fairy bread
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
It is deliciousness with the consistency of sand is what it is
edited 8th Aug '15 5:59:16 AM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Plenty of times!
TNP doesn't know what fairy bread even is.
Correct; I've never heard of that until now.
TNP has classes coming up this month.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
Nope.
The next poster hates data vampires.
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
my current job
A what now?
TNP knows what that is.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Yes, they are the little buggers that crash your programs and don't even give you the courtesy to back up the data. Either save the data yourself regularly or it's Lost Forever.
TNP is a technological wizard.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The man behind the slaughter
Haha no.
TNP has watched at least 100 episodes of one anime.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
10 YEARS
Not even close.
TNP caught where I was hiding.
simple as
I doubt it.
TNP has never watched anime.
Nope, I've watched my share.
TNP has read The Once and Future King.
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
I used to.
TNP speaks fluent russian
Haw Haw Haw