The Other Troper
The bogeyman is most likely a myth, so would have no closet to check for Chuck Norris.
edited 5th Nov '09 3:45:14 PM by DragonQuestZ
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.
Planescape Hijack
Chuck Norris supports gun ownership. And intelligent design.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Chuck Norris was born March 10 1940 and is a Pisces.
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Not Actually Indie
If you kicked Chuck Norris between the legs, he would be in pain. After some time, there is a chance you would be too. Carlos Bunda, a Kajukenbo practitioner, defeated Chuck Norris in a competition in 1964 in this manner, breaking Chuck Norris's athletic cup.
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.
Planescape Hijack
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Turns out it was just a slogan.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Oh Yeah?
Chuck Norris most likely couldn't beat up Jackie Chan.
I'm so sorry
Chuck Norris is... in fact... HUMAN!
'Dramatic Orchestral Flare'
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Hm?
Chuck Norris can fight pretty well. So can Jackie Chan. So could Bruce Lee.
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
^ Chuck Norris is a great fighter, but he's not unbeatable. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris once.
Zzzzzzzzzz
Chuck Norris worked with clothing manufacturers to design western-style jeans
◊ that won't bind or tear during roundhouse kicks to the opponent's head.
edited 11th Nov '09 9:55:39 PM by Madrugada
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Dread Pirate Zachair
Chuck Norris eats Lays potato chips by the handful. Eating only one is just silly!
AS YOU WISH.......
I'm so sorry
Chuck Norris can't do a wheelie on a unicycle, nobody can.
except maybe Boris Karloff...
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a mountain, the mountain would still be standing.
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Planescape Hijack
Chuck Norris went through puberty.
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Lurker
Chuck Norris saved America from invasion by the evil, evil communists. In one of his films.
edited 8th Dec '09 2:07:52 AM by The Jackal
I'm Only Sleeping
Chuck Norris is a rightist.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Chuck Norris was in a movie.
I'm Only Sleeping
Chuck Norris has a beard.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Chuck Norris would die if you killed him.
I'm Only Sleeping
Chuck Norris has a Nice Hat.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Chuck Norris' strength is highly exaggerated by people on the internet.
Are you not entertained?
I'm Only Sleeping
Chuck Norris has joined the likes of Rick Astley on the Internet.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
A movie featuring Chuck Norris was reviewed by That Guy With The Glasses.
Yakka Foob Mog
Chuck Norris once counted his spare change for years to purchase a brand new, four-door Infiniti... but he only drove it twice. *
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Chuck Norris can hurt you. Then again, anyone's roundhouse kicks can hurt.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake