ITT: We are our avatars.

I'll do whatever I can to help too.

We've reached Hyrule Castle!

Holy crap, where am I. And why's tails here, dressed as Link?

edited 6th Jan '10 10:15:37 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

You're in Hyrule, and someone gave me this outfit. I think it was an old man who mistook me for something called a "Keaton".

By the way, who are you and how do you know my name?

edited 6th Jan '10 10:17:40 AM by Daionusthe23rd

Huh. Uh, well, you're a character from a game, aren't you? I'm [redacted], I was just sitting home, browsing TV Troopes, when suddenly I'm here...

Wierd. I guess that there are worlds where I'm just a video game character.

Or maybe it's just that in some worlds (like mine, actually) there's a video game about you.

I mean, where I come from we've got video games about other real people, like sports stars and stuff.

Yeah, but chances are, the games are less known than the people they're about.

Probably.

'Though I can safely say I'd rather hang out with you and Zelda and Luigi and everyone than Peyton Manning or whoever else from my world who has a game.

Thanks, Ozzy.

Anyways, we've gotten to Hyrule Castle.

{enters castle}

Another individual who thinks that this is some kind of website? I think I've discovered a new condition... I'll call it Deadpool Syndrome.

Welcome. *nods, follows Tails into the castle*

Hyrule Castle! And this time I'm seeing it for real!

Ooh, that's a big ol' castle, ain't it...?

-walks through the gate-

Cool, look at all those hedge mazes! I wonder if we could play hide-and-go-seek in 'em later.

edited 6th Jan '10 2:34:43 PM by Midna

Um... OK, my people can't see me. Chances are they won't let you guys into the castle. Tails should be able to get through, though; he's wearing a green cap and tunic, so my guards might think he's one of them.

HMM, IF YOU'RE HERE THAN THE OMNIVERSAL DISSOLUTION IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! VERY WELL THEN, I WILL PLEDGE MY SUPPORT AGAINST THIS INCURSION IF ONLY TO PROTECT THE SANCTITY IMMATERIAL REALMS!

edited 7th Jan '10 7:43:51 AM by Ronin

{returns}

Well, I've told the guards the situation, and they seem to neither believe me nor really care. I think we should just form our plan in the train.

I guess so...

This is a bit of a conundrum. How do we repair the tower and get to the top before the Demon King possesses my body?

Wait, if the tower's destroyed, then what's saying that this demon king is still capable of possesing your body? And for that matter, is your body even still intact?

edited 6th Jan '10 3:42:15 PM by Daionus the 23rd

... Oh my Din. I never thought of that.

Say, uh, Zelda, those train tracks we rose on the way here looked kind of weird, what with those yellow zig-zaggy things -traces zig-zag pattern in the air- on 'em and everythin'. Why's that?

Hey, it's Zelda and Osaka! What a weird place.

Hey, tails; is regular link anywhere here?

I KNOW NOT! WITH TEH CURRENT DISTURBANCES THIS UNIVERSE'S NATIVES COULD BE ANYWHERE...!

• meanwhile*

Somebody play as link

*nibbles Tails' ears while sleeping*

Kitty!