Jon Stewart. Abbott and Costello. Stephen Colbert.
Tomorrows the Fourth of July! You know what that means!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The shot Heard around the world that broke the page.
edited 3rd Jul '10 8:06:36 PM by Scholastica
Free healthcare?! No waiting for treatment?!?! You Canadians are full of it! No, I've never been to Canada and I've never been treated by your health system, but you Canucks are just full of it!
sadly, this was an actual conversation one of my uncles had to go through while in America for some reason or other. And the man he was speaking to worked in the American medical system; learned doctor my ass. Just no reasoning with some people sometimes >:(
edited 3rd Jul '10 8:20:25 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
HAMBURGERS, AND SEX!
HAMBURGER SEX!
Hamburger sex?!
Won't Someone PLEASE Think of the Children!?!
edited 3rd Jul '10 8:48:57 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
Where beef and dreams are SUPERSIZED!! AMERICA!
Just a teapot
Hamburger sex is unnatural! Anyone who has Hamburger sex or even supports Hamburger rights will burn in hell!
Insert witty one-liner here.
HAMBURGER SEX WITH LARGE FRENCH FRIES, COKE, AND DOUBLE D'S.
Sexy Back
-Is dead-
Cria fama y echate a dormir Musings
Forum lurking fox
I'm hungry (AGAIN). Better order some take out. I think I'll have the triple deluxe fatass meal with a diet coke.
Sonic hates SOPA
Paraguay? Wazzat, one of them dumbass countries in Africa somewhere?
KVLFON
Yeeee-haw! (waves a cowboy hat) (spins a revolver)
How come nobody did this yet?
edited 4th Jul '10 11:46:34 AM by lordGacek
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
Our "President" is the terrorist! Wears the birth certificate?
Them durn Mexicans are tryin'a pass our border agin! Praise the Lawd an' pass the ammo!!
Hi, I'm a big, fat, arrogant, overprivileged asshole who doesn't give a fuck about the poor and would like to see the Middle East turned into a glass crater as soon as possible. Vote Palin.
edited 4th Jul '10 12:19:03 PM by SeanMurrayI
God damn it, why is it that everytime I go on vacation people always treat me like some kind of jerk? Don't they realize how blessed they are to be in the pressence of an American? I should sue their ungrateful asses the next time I'm in Afghanistan!
The Danse Macabre Codex
^I know the feeling, man. Hey, want some freedom fries? I'm buying.
Freedom fries? Freedom fries?!
-smashes a bottle and hold it up like a knife-
You dare suggest I eat something as unpatriotic as effing freedom fries?! Let's fight!
edited 4th Jul '10 12:37:19 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
If you don't eat freedom fries, then the terrorists win!
- wearing a Confederate colonel's uniform, walks up onto stage, then starts singin' Dixie, accompanied by a banjo-
You weren't particular about which area or time within the Several States we were to act out, good suh. -tips hat-
^ I believe a lot of people in certain parts of this country still dress and act exactly like that to this very day.
There's a new Chick Tract that's been published over at them there other website, and I enjoy it.
We Have Richard Nixon! Our President is not a crook and you won't have him to kick around anymore!We have Clint Eastwood. You feeling lucky, punks?
edited 26th Mar '10 6:35:31 PM by Scholastica