I like my X like I like my Y:

I like my sex like I like my wine: I don't.

[1]

I like my media like I like my [2], incomprehensible and apophenic.

I like my lasers the way I like my pizza: hot.

I like my men like I like my police, cuff me, beat me with a stick, strip me, and take photos and a DNA sample. Also, fuck the police.

I like my scientists (I'll beat you to it Meaty, mwuahahaha!) like I like my lesbians. Madder than March hare at a tea party with DID.

I like my scientists (I'll beat you to it Meaty, mwuahahaha!) like I like my lesbians. Madder than March hare at a tea party with DID.

I like my scientists like I like my rabid cats. Cute, screaming mad and being held down by a man in a labcoat.

Think about it.

I like it when men of science are intimate with each other.

edited 1st Sep '09 4:59:50 PM by Made of Meat

And I adore yandere and EP Ls...Please give me crazy people.

I like my macaroni and cheese like I like my steamed cabbage. Smothered in copious amounts of soy sauce.

I like my doom the way I like my music: epic.

I like my women the way I like my pizza: With no clothes on.

edited 1st Sep '09 5:07:16 PM by Inkblot

This topic... had so much potential... how did you guys manage to make this topic this boring?

I like my topics like I like my trains: Derailed by sex.

edited 1st Sep '09 5:56:25 PM by Made of Meat

I like my women the way I like my milk. Cold and covered in chocolate powder.

I like my guns like I like my cars: Light, nimble, efficient.

I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY VIDEO GAMES: BRIGHT, COLOURFUL, AND NO CHALLENGE.

I like my Brickman the way I like my 8-bit Theatre. Disappointed.

I like my forum games like I like my writing: Creative.

I like my writing like I like my coffee: bitter, lukewarm, and stale.

I like my grandstanding like I like my murders. On a nice fuckin boat.

I heard this one from a friend, it's too good not to use.

I like my women like I like my trains. On time and easy to board.

I like my women like I like the Holy Grail: Famous, beautiful, and completely unobtainable.

I like my women like I like the Holy Grail: With magical powers ascribed to it.

I like my women like I like the Holy Grail: Able to bring me back from the dead.

edited 1st Sep '09 8:38:25 PM by zeroplusalpha

I like my men like I like my women: Approachable, charming, and feminine.

edited 14th Jan '10 6:51:53 PM by Scrounge

I like my conspiracy theorists like I like my TV Tropes: lacking notability.

I like my WHARRGARRBL how I like my SPARTAAAAAAAAA!

....

I have no fucking idea.

Weeeeee melatonin