Just post whatever comes to mind.
Please refrain from excess venting in this thread. Talking about negative emotions is fine but it's best not to dwell on them for too long. TV Tropes is not suited to deal with mental health situations.
If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.
Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM
'80s TV Action Hero
so Mark Does Stuff got to the Thing in The Thing today. not pretty.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
The Beta Male
Why is it that urinals always have small twigs in them? What the hell are you guys doing with your dicks? Is that where the term "faggot" came from?
I seriously want an answer to that first part.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Twigs?
What kind of urinal do you use?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
The Beta Male
I don't use any urinals, as I lack the necessary genetalia.
I clean them, though. The restrooms at Arby's had twigs in the urinal, and the restrooms at Panera had twigs in the urinal.
Are you having secret tree orgies or something?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Wait, are you not supposed to pee out bits of wood?
Crap, I might need to see a doctor...
"We're home, Chewie."
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Web MD says if you're pissing twigs you have cancer.
Oh really when?
whatever he can
Shit.
dead devotion
Actually, you are supposed to pee out a piece of wood. 
Uniocular
Web MD also says if you piss twigs you're probably Groot.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
The Beta Male
no shh i already made the wood joke
Really, though. Is this not a thing that happens in most men's rooms, and I'm just having really weird luck? Why would they be in there?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
whatever he can
I am Groot? I am Groot!
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.
dead devotion
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Now I have been going to mens rooms for many years now and I can safely say I have never seen twigs or other such debris in a urinal.
Oh really when?
Uniocular
No, I think you're just running into a weird coincidence.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
...
I don't know if I hate you for making such a bad pun, or if I hate you because I wish I'd thought of that. Maybe both.
Either way, curse you. Curse you and your children's children.
"We're home, Chewie."
My journal is ready
It's 10:48 PM here, what time is it there?
Have you forgotten the face of your father, troper?
whatever he can
I am Hodor.
dead devotion
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Joke's on you, my love life is drier than the Sahara.
edited 29th Sep '14 6:49:35 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Boxen: Hodor.
Hodor!
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Pika? Pikachu! Pika pika!
(Am I doing it right?)
"We're home, Chewie."
CHUUUUUU!!!!
\*fries everyone with lightning*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Spent a solid 3 minutes reaching for a drink that wasn't on the table.
I'm not a smart man.
Oh really when?
\*snickers*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
My cat is amazingly patient. Putting up with me petting him and picking him up to snuggle every 5 minutes.
He's just so fuzzy and cute.
Oh really when?