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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

Keybreak Since: Apr, 2010
#153001: May 16th 2013 at 12:55:44 PM

Sorry, Apocalypse. Hope your dog gets better.

...why aren't jobs like school? In school they teach you concepts that you have to write down that you got, but in jobs they sometimes give you training and then expect you to do the same thing again and again...often not only on paper.

XiphosOrochi666 True King Of Yggdrasil from Dark Reflection-Glitch River Since: Feb, 2012
True King Of Yggdrasil
#153002: May 16th 2013 at 1:02:42 PM

It's funny because it is, funny 'cause it isn't.

edited 16th May '13 1:03:14 PM by XiphosOrochi666

Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#153003: May 16th 2013 at 1:06:39 PM

So am I the only hipster that likes books made of paper?

PeacefulApocalypse from Planet Fastoon Since: Oct, 2012
#153004: May 16th 2013 at 1:36:36 PM

So how about them cookies?

ಠ_ಠ
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#153005: May 16th 2013 at 1:37:46 PM

[up] I will take those!

-eats ALL of the cookies-

Sorastitch Eden from Last Seen in The Shadowlands Since: Dec, 2011
Eden
#153006: May 16th 2013 at 1:38:14 PM

I like the chocolate chip and double chocolate chip, but oatmeal raisin can go fuck itself.

my drawing blog ya'll UPDATES 10 TIMES A MONTH WOW, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUH SOGGY KNEE
PeacefulApocalypse from Planet Fastoon Since: Oct, 2012
#153007: May 16th 2013 at 1:38:47 PM

Hey!

I just baked those!

ಠ_ಠ
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#153008: May 16th 2013 at 1:39:39 PM

And they were delicious! My regards to the chef.

...Oh sorry, did you want those back?

PhysicalStamina (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
#153009: May 16th 2013 at 1:40:10 PM

I have chips.

American chips. Not fries.

It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Sorastitch Eden from Last Seen in The Shadowlands Since: Dec, 2011
Eden
#153010: May 16th 2013 at 1:40:20 PM

I'll make you toss those cookies...

my drawing blog ya'll UPDATES 10 TIMES A MONTH WOW, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUH SOGGY KNEE
PhysicalStamina (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
#153011: May 16th 2013 at 1:42:36 PM

Toss them where?

It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#153012: May 16th 2013 at 1:42:42 PM

[up][up] You don't have the balls.

-enter battle pose-

edited 16th May '13 1:42:48 PM by ElRigo

Sorastitch Eden from Last Seen in The Shadowlands Since: Dec, 2011
Eden
#153013: May 16th 2013 at 1:44:03 PM

*enters battle pose*

* performs Heimlich maneuver*

my drawing blog ya'll UPDATES 10 TIMES A MONTH WOW, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUH SOGGY KNEE
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#153014: May 16th 2013 at 1:45:04 PM

Hey, why are you doing to heimlich maneuver to a LOG?

-Was behind pocks the whole time-

Ninja you see.

Sorastitch Eden from Last Seen in The Shadowlands Since: Dec, 2011
Eden
#153015: May 16th 2013 at 1:47:24 PM

*shows a picture of Jack Black shaving knives up his ass*

my drawing blog ya'll UPDATES 10 TIMES A MONTH WOW, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUH SOGGY KNEE
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#153016: May 16th 2013 at 1:48:25 PM

.... OH MY GOD THAT IS....bleeeugh!

Take your half digested cookies then.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#153017: May 16th 2013 at 1:51:00 PM

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

I don't think I ever heard of any real name cooler than that. I don't think it's even possible.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#153019: May 16th 2013 at 1:51:52 PM

You forgot the Fucking. As in, Staff Sergeant Max Fucking Fightmaster.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#153020: May 16th 2013 at 1:59:58 PM

Staff Sergeant Max Fucking Fightmaster.

Good lord, I will be back; I need to go get a shave because my face just got hit by a mustachexplosion.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
XiphosOrochi666 True King Of Yggdrasil from Dark Reflection-Glitch River Since: Feb, 2012
True King Of Yggdrasil
#153021: May 16th 2013 at 2:04:17 PM

Now available for Virtual Boy!

Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#153022: May 16th 2013 at 2:22:06 PM

I have a Kindle Fire, but the only ebooks I read are fanfic and Doctorow books

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#153023: May 16th 2013 at 2:23:20 PM

I wish I had a regular Kindle. Or a Paperwhite.

dead devotion
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#153024: May 16th 2013 at 2:23:54 PM

I wished I had a significant other.

XiphosOrochi666 True King Of Yggdrasil from Dark Reflection-Glitch River Since: Feb, 2012
True King Of Yggdrasil
#153025: May 16th 2013 at 2:55:42 PM

We all do,but alas most of them want an unrealistic 'sexy' man toy as their other.

Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.

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