Just post whatever comes to mind.
Please refrain from excess venting in this thread. Talking about negative emotions is fine but it's best not to dwell on them for too long. TV Tropes is not suited to deal with mental health situations.
If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.
Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM
I want to punch somebody. Who volunteers?
Fro-ed Wonder
If it'll help me get back to sleep, go for it.
"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
I volunteer.
Aim for my shoulder; maybe you can get it back into its socket.
Smile for me!
Why would I want to punch someone in the shoulder? That's dumb.
|like a boss|
Punch yourself in the face.
Be a man.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
But that's not a proper outlet for my aggression!
People are often surprised by how much I weigh. It's completely incongruous with my size and build.
The truth is that ~20 pounds of it is metal.
Smile for me!
Dead? You thought wrong
Take on meeee.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
-punches Lola in the face-
Doing this over the internet is not satisfying at all.
Dead? You thought wrong
I felt nothing.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
That's why it's not satisfying! I need to hit a real woman dammit.
And thus began Jack II's reign of serial-killing terror.
Smile for me!
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
-kicks rume square in the nuts- Oi you do not strike a lady even if she asks you to.
Who watches the watchmen?
Oi you are so old-fashioned Tuefel, I see cracks in your paint. Don't you know that sadomasochism is all the rage these days?
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Key: Yeah I know. Can't help myself sometimes.
Who watches the watchmen?
Don't Forget To Smile
So, my mom insisted that I apply for an internship at google (my actual chances of getting accepted are close to nil, but she doesn't seem to care). It reqired that I write a personal statement about what I hoped to learn from the experience if selected, so I wrote a meandering essay about the singularity.
The Philosopher-King Paradox
'80s TV Action Hero
Singularity? 'Google is a black hole into which all internet searches are inexorably dragged.'
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Faith in the self.
the singularity?
"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.
'80s TV Action Hero
Geek nirvana. The day they all plug themselves into the interweb forever and leave the real world for the rest of us.
Or something.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
That One Guy
Sounds okay to me.
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Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
I keep feeling a moving sensation in my hair, but there's nothing there. |:<
Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
That One Guy
I hate that. It happens especially often with my curly hair. No wonder I get it shaved regularly.
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'80s TV Action Hero
It's invisible brain worm.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
You know what I don't get?
Plant enemies. Why are there always plant enemies. When is a plant enemy ever significant to the overall plot?
Holiday Inn = Bonerkill?
This is the best pagetopper ever.
edited 8th Jan '12 9:31:33 PM by RocketDude
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