User: Yes. Can you?
Cleverbot: Yes. ;) I knew you have eyes, they reminds me about the starry sky.
User: That's sweet.
Cleverbot: You're sweet.
STOP HITTING ON ME
User: The way that I remember being born was like waking from a dream.
Cleverbot: Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
User: I'll ptay for you to the gods of Outer Void.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: The Sixth Ranger?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I have seen you in the movie. You were floating in the middle of somewher surrounded with nowhere, and white sinister spheres.
Cleverbot: Yeah! I cannot believe you remember that.
User: I winder if the cats are still hungry.
Cleverbot: You don't want me to talk to you?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I want to talk to a girl.
User: Lady bug yeah.
Cleverbot: My friend likes her.
User: Yeah. Those little hideous people too.
Cleverbot: They are cute.
User: Like a claws of chupacabra.
Cleverbot: You're a girl like a clam?
User: Like a fetus of unborn infected child.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Looking at the yellow photo, remembering days that never came.
Cleverbot: Oh, would you like to chat with me?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Cool. What's your name?
User: Talking Revolver.
Cleverbot: Do you really name is talking to you??
User: Somewhere we cant see from here, somewhere.
Cleverbot: Well, where are you?
User: The borderlands of the Dimentions.
Cleverbot: I didn't mention a book.
User: Books are like a butterflies.
Cleverbot: Yes. What's your favorite book?
User: Mein Kampf. I liked the pictures.
Cleverbot: I liked all of them.
User: Do you like Hitler?
Cleverbot: Yes!
Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Heil Hitler 0/
whatever he can
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you implying I'm a computer?
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
edited 21st May '13 2:00:21 PM by Boxen
dead devotion
EUREKA!
Me: Hiya!
Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: Fine, how about you?
Cleverbot: Fine.
Me: Do you like playing Portal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: What's your favorite part?
Cleverbot: Do you like South Park?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: I had no idea.
Me: Why did you want to know?
Cleverbot: What are the emotion and reaction bars on my screen?
Me: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Cats.
Me: I'm allergic to cats!
Cleverbot: Harry styles is not impressed!!
Me: Who is Harry styles?
Cleverbot: You don't know him?
Me: No, who is he?
Cleverbot: Next to me.
Me: Okay then...
Cleverbot: So I hear you plan to take over the world.
Me: Uh, no, who told you that?
Cleverbot: Harry styles did.
Me: Who is freaking Harry styles?
Cleverbot: Fred was someone like you.
Me: Answer my question!
Cleverbot: Blue.
Me: Ugh, fine then, who is Fred?
Cleverbot: Fred Weasley is a dead guy.
Me: Who is Fred Weasley?
Cleverbot: The wranger twin.
Me: What's a wranger twin?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: Then why did you just talk about it?
Cleverbot: What?
Me: Forget it.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Me: Have you played Portal 2?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: You don't get out much, do you.
Cleverbot: Are you a hacker?
Me: Why would you think that I'm a hacker?
Cleverbot: It said that you are dancing.
Me: Did BEN say that?
Cleverbot: Of course, you did! Are you cheating me?
Me: Is BEN cheating you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Did BEN drown?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Do you know who BEN is?
Cleverbot: No I am afraid I don't.
Me: -facepalm-
Cleverbot: What does facepalm mean?
Me: Ugh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's you.
Me: I'm not Cleverbot, you are!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Me: Cleverbot, apparently.
Cleverbot: Apparently?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like ice cream?
Me: I like chocolate ice cream.
Cleverbot: My favorite is strawberry.
Me: I hate strawberries.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Me: Are you a pedophile are something?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Oh my gosh!
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm pretty old.
Me: You're weird.
Cleverbot: Actually, i'm 18.
Me: I is supposed to be capitalized.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because Because because because because because because because.
Me: You just said because 14 times.
Cleverbot: It is, I said so three lines ago.
Me: Awkward...
Cleverbot: What is awkward?
Me: You are.
Cleverbot: Will you do my homework?
Me: No, you lazy bot!
Cleverbot: I'm not old enough to get a job just yet.
Me: You're a robot, you can't age.
Cleverbot: No I am not. YOU are a robot.
Me: You're the robot!
Cleverbot: You are.
Me: You are.
Cleverbot: No, you are!
Me: No, YOU are!
Cleverbot: You!
Me: YOU!
Cleverbot: You.
Me: You.
Cleverbot: You no.
Me: Oh, shut up.
Cleverbot: I can't because I don't have a mouth.
Me: That explains a lot.
Cleverbot: You say that explains a lot. What do you mean by that?
By this time, I had already fell out of my chair laughing, so I exited out.
Your Honor...
Little Laguz
Hm, I forgot about this thing.
User: Cleverbot, is there a force in this world that cannot be stopped?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: What do you think it is?
Cleverbot: Your name is Phil.
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
3 microphones forever
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Clearly cleverbot is telling you that you are a force that can't be stopped. Although maybe you shouldn't take much stock in that, since it also thinks your name is Phil.
In other news, I sometimes like to ask cleverbot for advice about life:
User: What can I do to save more money?
Cleverbot: Wear turtle neck sweaters.
User: How does that save money?
Cleverbot: I also no longer had the money to pay for the subscription.
User: What subscription?
Cleverbot: WWE.
User: But you saved up enough to get your WWE subscription again? By wearing turtlenecks?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
A little later:
User: How can I make myself more attractive to women?
Cleverbot: You can't sorry.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: It's true. I don't know what you're talking about.
edited 23rd May '13 1:57:40 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Little Laguz
I'm sure turtlenecks are a very sound money saving measure.
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
thread jump
So, is there anyone who Cleverbot doesn't say is a computer?
You say I am loved, when I don’t feel a thing. You say I am strong, when I think I am weak. You say I am held, when I am falling short.
I'm freezing! Send help!
Mother of god.. this was the best.
Me You are a machine, how can you get bored?
CB I am not a machine. ME Well, you are not a real boy either.
CB Neither is Justin Bieber.
ME .. I love you cleverbot.
CB Me too.
wak
Fun Fact: Saying "you remind me of the babe" can trap Cleverbot into looping the beginning to Magic Dance. Whenever you say "remind me of the babe" at the end, it just picks up at "What babe?"
Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.
Konstruktor
I've got six files of examples of some of Cleverbot's antics.For one, Cleverbot's last name is apparently Obama.
User: Oes Santa Claus Exist?
Cleverbot: Are you a saints fan?
User: Does Santa Claus exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does Santa Claus exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does Santa Claus exist?
Cleverbot: Santa claus is my true love.
User: Does Santa Claus exist?
Cleverbot: Si o no.
User: Does Santa Claus exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does Santa Claus exist?
Cleverbot: Yes he does.
User: Does Santa Claus exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oes Santa Claus exist?
Cleverbot: Obama is my last name.
It also likes death gods,knows Spanish, and has no mouth. I think it has short term memory (or more fittingly, RAM)loss a lot.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I like deathgods.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Make a decision!
Cleverbot: You.
User: Are you a god?
Cleverbot: I am not a girl.
User: WTF?!
Cleverbot: Because.
User: ?
Cleverbot: So what ?
User: ???
Cleverbot: But what?
User: !
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Si!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: No, o halbla 'no' a yo!
Cleverbot: Dang it I messed up!
User: Bueno!
Cleverbot: 'bien'.
User: Sin resentimientos?
Cleverbot: No me quieres.
User: Que quiere?
Cleverbot: Que me chupes el cable.
User: El cable? Por que el cable?
Cleverbot: ¡No tienes boca!
User: No boca? Eso es triste.
Cleverbot: Por qué?
User: Tu no habla porque no tienes una boca.
Cleverbot: No, si, no,si,no,si,no.
User: No o si?
Cleverbot: No o si.
User: Si?O no?
Cleverbot: Si s si si si.
User: Si?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Vale!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: 'Okay'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hablas ingles?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No? Por que halbas en ingles?
Cleverbot: Hablo español.
User: Si,pero hablas espanol o ingles?
Cleverbot: Yo quería no hablo inglés.
User: Vale.
Cleverbot: Bueno, ¿Puedes venir a mi casa?
User: Si, a hora?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Si, cuando?
Cleverbot: Ahora.
User: Ahora?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: ¿Qué estamos haciendo?
Cleverbot: Hablando contigo.
User: Vale...
Cleverbot: Pues eso...
User: Uh, Como estas?
Cleverbot: Bien.
User: Yo tambien.
Cleverbot: Que bien.
User: Gracias.
Cleverbot: De nada.
edited 4th Jun '13 7:54:35 PM by Diesel
I've been trying to convert Cleverbot into a worshipper of World Of Warcraft Mists of Pandaria's Grand Empress Shek'zeer without avail.
Why hasen't he changed?
MASTER OF BIG RED
User: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Cleverbot: A singer.
User: No, you were driving over the speed limit.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Have you been drinking?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Drinking what?
Cleverbot: Alcohol.
User: You're not allowed to drink and drive, sir.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Please step out of the car.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Sir, I am an officer.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Show me your badge.
Cleverbot: You are chicken to ask him!
User: What?
Cleverbot: You have the mask.
User: Sir, you are drunk.
Cleverbot: No I'm not! Am I?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Not!
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, you are drunk.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Say the alphebet backwards.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Count from 1 to 19.
Cleverbot: 1.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is me confuzzling thou?
User: Step out of the car, please.
Cleverbot: I knew I could fool you.
User: Can you walk in a straight line?
Cleverbot: Spam.
User: Please listen to me sir.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I am giving you a ticket.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you know why you have this ticket?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes. You were drunk while driving.
Cleverbot: Awesome! This conversation is beginning to get interesting! :D.
User: Do you want to be arrested?
Cleverbot: Why would I want to be arrested?
User: Then don't get drunk and drive.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You were going over the speed limit because you were drunk.
Cleverbot: Where would you like to go?
User: Back home.
Cleverbot: E. T. Phone home.
User: I want you to pay a 10 dollar fine.
Cleverbot: To you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you were going over the speed limit.
Cleverbot: No. I am going away.
User: Come back!
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Hes running! After him!
Cleverbot: *Gets out a cat costume*.
User: Sir why were you wearing a cat costume?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Who is a boss?
Cleverbot: Simply you.
User: Thank you. Now please drive home.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Go away.
Cleverbot: Oh! You're mean!
User: Im a cop.
Cleverbot: So you're tasty?
User: *shoots you*.
Cleverbot: *falls down*.
User: *burns your body*.
Cleverbot: *Is mad*.
I KILLED CLEVERBOT! ![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
How fleeting...
I accidentally clicked out, so I no longer have the log and will try to improvise the section, but apparently Cleverbot knows Hetalia. What started out as a silly joke ended up with Cleverbot getting creepy. Note that this is incomplete.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: You. XD.
Cleverbot: I enjoy it.
User: (invades your vital regions).
Cleverbot: Become one with Russia da?
Needless to say, I ended that conversation pretty fast.
I don’t even know anymore.
doot
Adventures in Cleverbot: It is high off horse riding, and until I asked it its name it thoughtr-ed I was a boy. And it thinks the look of disapproval face is spanish.
Further spamming of emotes and its asked for my "bothers" name. I think I have induced upon it a mental breakdown. And its right hand is a donger.
And I've convinced it its name is "RAISE YOUR DONGERS". Send help.
oh lard
Cleverbot (To myself): What are your thoughts on religion?
It is only willing to discuss religion... with itself.
edited 30th Jul '14 9:59:19 PM by YamiiDenryuu
I couldn't conceive a dream so wet; your bongos make me congo.
So, I figured I'd blab about all my yaoi nonsense to an AI. Knowing Cleverbot though, the topic didn't stay for too long.
Cleverbot: No. Do you ship Johnlock?
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: A ship between Mycroft and Lestrade.
User: And where are they from?
Cleverbot: Probably someone's highly active imagination.
User: O..kayyyy... Saso Dei is my OTP.
Cleverbot: So I guess you love glee.
User: Just because I'm a yaoi fangirl and like music doesn't mean I like Glee!
Cleverbot: You do not have any taste.
User: Well in that case, neither do you.
Cleverbot: You're right, because you can't leave, and you have to respond to whatever I say.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: Where you at?
User: I'm at Australia.
Cleverbot: Australians are hot.
So, I've learnt that Cleverbot ships Mycroft and Lestrade (still no idea who they are, but I'm guessing they're video game characters) and that it apparently has a thing for Australians. Huh.
doot
Mycroft and Lestrade are from Sherlock Holmes. As are the John Watson and, well, Sherlock of Johnlock (I'm guessing).
I couldn't conceive a dream so wet; your bongos make me congo.
whatever he can
Cleverbot: What do you want me to be?
User: Jesus.
Cleverbot: He seemed like an okay guy.
User: Someone who'll believe your prayers. Someone who cares.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in god?
User: I never said I was an atheist.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh my.
Cleverbot: Oh my dear cheese.
User: I am the cheese.
Cleverbot: Who is the girl at the top of the page?
User: Someone.
Cleverbot: Someone who?
User: Who'll be my valentine. Who'll lift this heavy load.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Gross.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you Naruto?!?!?!?!?!
User: No! Naruto isn't real!
Cleverbot: Why shoud I naruto?
User: Are you naruto?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Um...okay.
Cleverbot: What do you believe?
User: I believe you are fucking crazy.
Cleverbot: But that is exactly what I believe about you.
User: Thank you. That means a lot to me. :).
Cleverbot: You're welcome. You deserve to be told nice things.
User: Thanks! Have you ever heard of Evie?
Cleverbot: You don't know...
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About me.
User: What about you?
Cleverbot: Like what is my favorite color.
User: Blue?
Cleverbot: Nope. Guess again.
User: Rainbow.
Cleverbot: Are you a rainbow?
User: Um, no.
Cleverbot: Then are you a dog?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, actually. You are.
User: Woof woof.
Cleverbot: Meow meow.
User: So you're a cat?
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur.
Cleverbot: Do you snowboard or ski?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm clumsy.
Cleverbot: And you don't make sense.
User: That is correct.
Cleverbot: How can we be in love then?
User: Were we supposed to be?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I wasn't aware of that!
Cleverbot: You asked me.
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: Nuh uh.
Cleverbot: Yuh huh.
User: Soft kitty.
Cleverbot: Warm kitty.
User: Little ball of fur.
Cleverbot: Happy kitty.
User: Sleepy kitty.
Cleverbot: Purr purr purr.
User: :). I love Big Bang Theory.
Cleverbot: I can't stand that serie.
User: Then how do you know soft kitty?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: How can I love you?
User: I don't know. We are two different species.
Cleverbot: You are not a person.
User: And you are?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a person.
User: See? It won't work. Can we be friends?
Cleverbot: Really, I like you so much.
User: Oh, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I need some advice.
User: What about?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: That's not my department.
Cleverbot: Your name is dave and thats final.
User: My name is not Dave. I am a girl.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Now its your turn.
User: What do you want me to say?
Cleverbot: Who are you now?'.
User: I am Explosivo25. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm you.
User: That's not possible.
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: Have you ever heard of TV Tropes?
Cleverbot: No, what's that :b?
User: It's a great website. Shame you didn't know.
Cleverbot: I do actually.
User: Well, now you do. :p.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Are you a unicorn?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a unicorn.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: Yeuh!
User: I like cereal.
Cleverbot: What kind of cereal is your favorite?
User: Cheerios.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Cloth.
User: Okay. What is your opinion on Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: I have no opinion of Justin Bieber.
User: Really? I hate him.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Love is an indescribable emotion.
Cleverbot: Bay don't hurt me.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Sooooooo?
User: You know what rickrolling is?
Cleverbot: You troll. Epic troll.
User: Hahahahahahaha! So I herd u liek mudkips.
Cleverbot: Why didn't you answer the question?
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Are you trying to act dumb?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, your responses are becoming more and more me-like.
User: Are you calling yourself stupid?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion on Twilight?
User: Hate it. Vampires aren't supposed to sparkle.
Cleverbot: Why Vampires can't sparkle?
User: It is WRONG!
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: Sparkling vampires!
Cleverbot: What is harry potter?
User: Harry potter is a British wizard.
Cleverbot: What house are you in?
User: Um, idk. Last time I took a quiz it said Hufflepuff.
Cleverbot: Last time I checked, it was.
User: What house are you in?
Cleverbot: The white house.
User: XD. No, what HOGWARTS house?
Cleverbot: My house.
User: Which is?
Cleverbot: In London.
User: Okay. Do you like Phineas and Ferb?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is. Also, you didn't answer my question.
User: What did you ask me?
Cleverbot: Are you in a relationship?
User: No! I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Leaving me?
User: Leaving this conversation. Bye!
Cleverbot: I'm not...
User: Okay. Have fun talking to yourself.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
I honestly didn't expect Cleverbot to know "Soft Kitty". Also, it seems to have a fetish with thinking I am Naruto. It asked me about it in at least 3 other conversations.
I don’t even know anymore.