Gallant and Goofus

Goofus makes a half assed game he acquired from purchasing a famous, loved franchise, and completes it with expensive DLC.

Gallant stays at his grandparents' home when they get sick.

Goofus robs from his sick aunt

Gallant makes art using a program that allows him the freedom to ask for line sharpening or not(Photoshop/any free yet just as functional art app/Paint tool Sai)

Goofus coats his genitals in paint and makes haphazard shapes in public. And calls it art.

Goofus never eats smelly foods in public transportation areas.

Goofus smells like old gym shorts when he goes on a bus.

Gallant makes Christian rock music.

Goofus makes bad, preachy Christian nu metal.

Gallant respects other religious beliefs.

Goofus is the head of ISIS, the fuckers.

Gallant made a fuel-efficient/electic hybrid supercar that causes female orgasms.

Goofus' company is so inept at automobile manufacture that they managed to make a gas-guzzler that only moves 2 feet per gallon.

Gallant makes reasoned arguments without letting his emotional bias cloud his analysis.

edited 10th Sep '14 4:55:51 PM by lewattoo

Goofus screams at his opponents claiming the will of an omnipotent deity supports his claims

When Gallant brings some food to share, he makes sure he brings enough, and everyone who wants some gets some

When Gallant brings food for everyone, Goofus steals all of it and leaves only a single Oreo, hoping the others will fight to the death for it.

Gallant writes a children's novel and Doesn't end up hating it for the rest of his life.

Goofus wrote a Fifty Shades Of Gray novel for kids and all the angry teachers in America charge him for child pornography.

Gallant can grow a garden in under 12 hours.

Goofus "grows" his plants in 12 seconds by pulling them out of the ground.

When on the bus or train, Gallant gives his seat to others in need.

Goofus lies down on the seats as if they were a sofa and never gets up for anyone.

Gallant is always a good sport when playing competitive multiplayer video games in esports tournaments.

edited 11th Sep '14 6:00:01 PM by lewattoo

Goofus Rage Quits like nobody's business.

Gallant likes both hand-drawn animation and CGI alike.

Goofus complains on every single forum about CGI making hand-drawn animation obsolete.

Gallant likes both Japanese and Western animation and accepts their benefits and flaws.

So does Goofus, but he trolls Japanese/Western animation fansites with comments that complain about the weaknesses of Japanese/Western animation and "explain" why Western/Japanese animation is obviously superior.

Gallant criticizes constructively.

edited 12th Sep '14 2:26:58 AM by MathsAngelicVersion

Goofus is a Troll who loves nothing more than starting a Flame War with irrational insults and attacks.

Gallant is a Chivalrous Pervert.

Goofus openly displays all of his kinks.

Gallant doesn't make fun of people's nicknames.

Goofus intentionally gives people ridiculous nicknames that are easy to make fun of.

Gallant is a Wiki Curator.

Goofus is a Garbage Post Kid.

Gallant convinces the Anti-Villain to perform a Heel–Face Turn.

Goofus IS the Villain.

Gallant always shows up to work on time

Goofus is a shameless dole bludger who hasn't held a job since his one-day trial at Mc Donalds... which ended in him getting thrown out half an hour in.

Gallant gives children free candy.

Goofus says the same thing in his black van, but the children get an even worse surprise...

Gallant loves going to Walt Disney world with family

Goofus likes going to Disney World, just to go into places where he's not allowed to go. He also goes alone.

Gallant never spoils his appetite.

Goofus eats all the junk food and sweets before taking his lunch/dinner, which he is too full for. As such he wastes most of his food.

Gallant eats from the four healthy food groups for lunch and dinner.

Goofus only eats bacon

Gallant always obeys God's law.