Goofus has only the little bitty babies in his hands...and then he drops them.
Gallant explains politely why Goofus is always Entertainingly Wrong.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Goofus goes on Twitter and bitches about his problem while saying he's a real genius.
Gallant has a plan to produce effective safe time travel within ten years.
"We be we baby!"Goofus tries time traveling, but ends up giving a nuke to Hitler.
Gallant reads good webcomics.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Goofus only reads Sonichu.
Gallant retires when he realizes that he can't safely do his job anymore.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️Goofus racks up costly insurance bills while insisting on keeping the dangerous job that keeps causing him Grievous Bodily Harm.
Gallant keeps his energy drink consumption to a maximum of two cans in a single day, and usually goes one week or more between having one.
edited 3rd Feb '18 8:27:21 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Goofus shotguns a cocktail of Monster Energy, Rockstar, No S, Amp, and Red Bull once a day.
Gallant keeps his figurines in good condition.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Goofus is like the caterpiller kids in Toy Story 3
Gallant IS THE BATMAN
Progress has it's stepping stones.Goofus is the JOKER
Gallant respects that people have different opinions than himself.
Der Göfus seizes control of his nation so he can outlaw each and every opinion that differs from his own, right down to which Star Trek captain is best.
Gall-Ant the worker diligently gathers food and shares it with the colony.
edited 9th Feb '18 4:53:47 AM by AliceMacher
Goofus-hopper just plays all day in the sun, and then starves in the winter.
Gallant gives others a chance.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Goofus still hasn't forgiven the kid in second grade who wouldn't loan him a pencil.
Gallant chooses weapons appropriate for the assignment he's on, and the training he's received.
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John CleeseGoofus just casts 'Explosion' on everything, regardless of the situation.
Gallant keeps his pets close to him and treats them with care.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Goofus uses a chainsaw for everything. Everything.
Goofus lets his animals run wild, expecting them to take care of themselves.
Gallant knows that being a dom carries a lot of responsibility and is attentive to his sub's wishes.
edited 9th Feb '18 2:35:09 PM by DatLonerGirl
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️Goofus is Christian Grey.
Gallant always plans ahead.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Goofus just wings it.
Gallant never presses the Big Red Button.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Goofus always pushes the History Eraser But--
(Rebooting...)
Gallant is friendly and welcoming to the freshmen at his high school.
Goofus torments any freshmen he can get his hands on. Even ones that don't go to his school.
Gallant knows that as an Olympian, he is also his country's ambassador, and he puts his best for forward in the host country.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️Goofus chants "USA! USA! USA!" despite competing for the Republic of Kosovo.
Although Gallant didn't win the gold medal, he is still pleased to go home with a silver.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Goofus kills the champion just because he won silver.
Gallant reports bullies to the faculty.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Goofus pays the bullies to act good in public so he doesn't have to report them.
Gallant goes out and educates himself with online courses and Youtube videos.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Goofus smacks himself over the head so he can forget information.
Gallant jumps on the grenade and save his fellow soldiers.
edited 11th Feb '18 6:57:54 PM by DatLonerGirl
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️Goofus throws grenades at his fellow soldiers
Gallant is nice and welcoming towards newcomers in his fandoms
"Leftover items still have value!"Goofus recites the Rick and Morty copypasta to every newcomer, changing the work and context when appropriate.
Gallant calls for professional help when he sees someone suicidal.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Goofus thinks it's better to just put the poor bastards out of their misery..."humanely", of course.
Gallant knows that there's more than one way to solve a problem.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Goofus was always burning since the world was turning.
Gallant has the whole world in his hands.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown