Unfortunately, his behavior got him locked up for 90 years.
Fortunately, he was one of the bad guys so you don't have to feel too sorry for him.
Bibliophile.
Unfortunately, he had a brother who wants revenge now.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Fortunately, it was just the Butt-Monkey.
Interesting Conversation
Unfortunately, the Butt-Monkey succeeds to Take a Level in Badass and becomes an Ensemble Dark Horse Draco in Leather Pants.
YOU! ARE! INSAZNE!
Fortunately, Frank, Geraldine, Harry, Irene, and Jacob have given him an asskicking before and are confident they can do it again.
Just a teapot
Unfortunately, He has friends that can beat them up.
Insert witty one-liner here.
Fortunately, said friends are too busy drinking.
Unfortunately they're right next to him while drinking, and their inebriation would make a beating more likely.
edited 14th Sep '10 9:20:21 AM by WartysNeryon
Fortunately, being drunk in a fight isn't all that good a thing to do when you need coordination and balance... and your opponents are sober.
Unfortunately, booze overconsumption turns them into horrifying four-dimensional creatures.
Permanently Banned
Fortunately, they don't remember it.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Fortunately, other than being horrifying, they still lack the coordination and balance necessary to fight properly, and shuffling around drunkenly makes them a lot less horrifying.
Unfortunately, Harry slipped while trying to take a step forward and twisted his ankle.
Fortunately, Irene is some sort of witch / wizardess or something and is able to heal him.
Permanently Banned
Unfortunately, she doesn't care about our drunken miscreants and goes home to play kirby.
edited 14th Sep '10 2:07:05 PM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Fortunately, Jacob is as strong enough to take on the others on his own.
Defiler of Shops
Unfortunately, a plot deity gets confused with the large amount of characters and suddenly the drunks have Jacob's strength.
Soul is ugly.
Fortunately, Doug is inspired to help out Jacob and the rest of the Moon Protagonists.
edited 14th Sep '10 2:31:46 PM by SeanMurrayI
Fortunately, Jacob's strength was vastly overestimated.
Tell me something happy
Unfortunately, good things, unlike bad things, do NOT come in threes. So ninjas attack the group. You see what I did there? Eh? Eh? :3
edited 14th Sep '10 3:15:00 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Defiler of Shops
Fortunately, most of the ninjas were just nuns that were lost.
Soul is ugly.
HOORAY!
Unfortunately, said nuns are part of some experimental nun team run by the WBC.
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Just Plain Cute
Fortunately, since it's only experimental they aren't as badly brainwashed by their teachings so we can easily help them on the right path
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
Fortunately, he can't cause anymore damage.