Burn It Down In The End
Fortunately, you remember that you saw some in an adjacent building.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
OH YES!!
Unfortunately, you're still tiny.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Dread Pirate Captain
Fortunately, adjacent to the previously-mentioned repair equipment is a device that turns normal people tiny and vice versa. With the help of a nearby scientist, you turn yourself back to normal.
edited 10th Oct '12 3:29:37 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Unfortunately, he requires a fee for his services.
Fortunately, you have an adequate amount of money.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, he decides to raise the fee.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Am I a weirdo?
Fortunately the scientist next door will do it for a fraction of the price.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Unfortunately, this guy won't let you leave until his fee is paid.
Fortunately that other scientist comes in and bails you out.
Unfortunately, HE charges you for doing so.
Am I a weirdo?
Fortunately, he charges much less, and you have more than enough money on you.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Unfortunately, it's counterfeit money.
Fortunately, you fool him with it anyway.
One just might
Unfortunately, he realises that he's being duped so he sent some thugs after you.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Fortunately, they're laughably incompetent.
Unfortunately they had a backup plan and the thugs send the Ninja Pirate Robot after your money instead
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Digital Analogy
Fortunately you befriend a Kuwaitian oil billionaire who pays whatever you have to and buys the ninja pirate robot from the one who sent it.
In porto perse vitulus est.
Hello!
Unfortunately, the oil billionaire gave you an oil bill instead of the proper funding. What a cruel twist in fate! (No points for the reference.)
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Fortunately, the bill was negative, so you end up receiving the money anyway. Apparently he was trying to be tricksy about funding you!
she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
One just might
Unfortunately, you have massive tax arrears so the local taxing body takes it all away.
edited 22nd Oct '12 9:33:51 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Fortunately, your good friend Dr. McNinja goes to the tax offices and steals the money back for you.
"Steel wins battles. Gold wins wars."
Burn It Down In The End
Unfortunately, he gets shot by a bunch of gorilla mobsters on the way back.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Fortunately, we was wearing a Bulletproof Vest.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Unfortunately, they used armor-piercing rounds.
Unfortunately, it requires specialized large equipment that you obviously aren't carrying with you.
she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe