Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, her superpowers just made mundane tasks slightly easier.

Fortunately, now 'mundane task' means in the world Alice and Bob live 'stop alien invasion'.

Unfortunately, this is because these aliens are extremely incompetent but determined.

Fortunately, it also stops the other much more competent invasion.

edited 11th Sep '10 12:08:03 PM by gentlemanorcus

Unfortunately, said alien invasion happened anyway.

Jesus, Alice and Bob only wanted to go to the shops...

Fortunately, they are the Plan Nine From Outer Space aliens, so all they do is resurrect three undead humans for no apparent reason.

Unfortunately, the three now-alive people turned out to be the worlds most deadly assassins.

Fortunately, their resurrection did not subvert years of decay, and they are still useless.

edited 11th Sep '10 1:13:42 PM by Everest

Unfortunately, the ressurection granted them superpowers.

Fortunately, their powers only allow them to read minds, and their dead brains can't comprehend what they read.

edited 11th Sep '10 1:33:39 PM by SeanMurrayI

Unfortunately, The thoughts become human beings themselves.

edited 11th Sep '10 1:35:59 PM by Reecer6

Fortunatley, they're brain-dead humans, vegetables by all accounts.

Unfortunately, they can spread viruses.

Fortunately, the virus is similar to a normal cold.

Unfortunately, colds slow people down when dealing with a zombie menace.

Fortunately, the zombies' legs fall off.

Unfortunately, the detached legs still have a life of their own.

Fortunately, all they can do is hop around very slowly.

Unfortunately, they hopped too deep... Into Hell!

Fortunately, the story's about Alice and Bob, so that's Somebody Else's Problem.

Unfortunately, the legless zombies killed Bob's mother, so now It's Personal.

Fortunately, he still has Alice.

Unfortunately, Alice is a man.

Fortunately, Bob is into that sort of thing.

Unfortunately, Alice is not.

edited 11th Sep '10 5:20:07 PM by gentlemanorcus