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A very think starchy spaghetti taste.

^ You're supposed to pick a song now.

Tastes funny, like a clown.

edited 13th Nov '10 9:20:26 PM by Fuzy2K

Extremely sweet, kinda tangy.

Hooray, I inspired something!

Tastes like a toffee apple, except in this case it's a cooking apple instead of the regular eating kind. As such, the toffee apple is quite sweet due to the toffee (of course), yet extremely sour due to the apple used.

edited 14th Nov '10 5:14:49 AM by Lordnecronus

Tastes nice and filling like beef steak with potatoes. Yet it fills you too quickly and, although it has a good taste, it's nothing too exciting that you'll want to eat all over again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WbKBKima4Q

edited 14th Nov '10 10:20:11 AM by whataboutme

Tastes sort of like tortilla chips. The good kind, not the overly salty kind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlEkvbRmfrA

Like a fruit juice, apple or grape maybe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Qc4y-0Tu4

Pepperoni pizza. Everything's a bit too strong though...the pepperoni overpowers everything else and the cheese burns your tongue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fqHr_KGPY

Sour pop rocks washed down with a bit of coke. Note that the exploding stomach thing is a myth.

The crispy part of a Kit-Kat bar, without the chocolate.

(I think it tastes like bacon cigarettes.)

edited 14th Nov '10 8:18:58 PM by DonZabu

Corn dogs, definitely Corn dogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z4zDIjKKBY

Tastes like... well, beer.

Rock candy, flavored with some artificial and ambrosial syrup.

I'm gonna say store-bought chocolate chip cookies, but that might just be because parts of it remind me of music from a Chips Ahoy commercial.

The beat is at approximately the same speed as the time it takes for a rotisserie to do a full rotation, so I'm going to say hot dogs.

I am making this up as I go.

edited 14th Nov '10 11:29:41 PM by newtonthenewt

A bechamel lasagna, with matzo balls wearing minature propeller hats on the side.

Reheated fried chicken with bits of jalapeño cheese melted on top.

Oh, Primus! I have this song! It tastes like crackers with mashed potatoes and cheese, and red wine. Very unusual taste, but one that you're curious to try.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jr1uk2SvbY

@Fuzy 2 k: Huh, that song never tasted like beer to me.

The first minute or so Tastes like a light Salad with a small amount of Balsamic vinaigrette dressing to top while the rest of it tastes like a thick home-made stew full of onions, carrots, potatoes, mushrooms with beef and some peppers for flavour, and a little bit of bourbon added in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMvWQwOdYe8&feature=related

edited 15th Nov '10 11:55:42 AM by Thenamelesssamurai

^ Bacon and egg sandwich on VERY browned toast.

edited 15th Nov '10 3:48:47 PM by DonZabu

Honey graham crackers.

Like liqueur. Maybe with cream, like Baileys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ3FdgNuttw

A Baked ham glazed with brown sugar and molasses with a little bit of honey for the first 3 minutes and the second half taste like cornbread stuffing to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ehHOwmQRxU

Can someone tell me how to embed videos, by the way?