Alright, confess odd things.
Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.
For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM
It kinda bugs me that the Avengers really have nothing to do with avenging. Like, "revenge is bad" is kinda one of one of the core good guy tropes, and they are (basically) good guys. Really, they're more law enforcement than seekers or vengeance.
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.I've read the original Avengers comic, and apparently they chose that name simply because they liked the way it sounded.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseIt's just a silly name Marvel came up with, it's not supposed to make sense.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!Fun fact: The in-universe name was chosen purely based on Rule of Cool.
EDIT: DAMN YOU BACON
edited 31st May '15 7:22:29 PM by Rosvo1
muahahaha
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elsebut...but words! You can't just pretend a word's definition doesn't exist! That's absurd! And so are comics! So I guess then it works in that context!
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.Everything has a reasonably simple explanation.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.What about fuckin' magnets?
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.Hmm... Magnets... uh... NANOMACHINES, SON.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Okay, what about the existence of people who think The Secret is a legitimately deep concept that isn't a distortion of facts and bullshit theorizing?
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.Poe's Law.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.You're good.
Perhaps...too good...
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.Well, technically (At least in the movie) they do avenge Coulson, but he got better.
Which totally defeats the whole reason that movie was awesome, but whatever.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseI can think of seventy-nine other reasons that movie was awesome just off the top of my head.
"We're home, Chewie."I can think on at least three within a second and a few more if I think for a little while longer... And I don't even like it that much.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!I sometimes wonder what it's like to learn about American history from the perspective of another country/culture.
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.Every time I watch a fight scene in an action movie, my first thought is "we already know who's gonna win; can we stop dicking around and deliver the final blow already?"
I can't stand Batman. Or Iron man. Or Captain America.
They all annoy me.
Personally, I can't stand Superman. He seems like a flavorless Gary Stu.
I'm Colombian and can hardly speak Spanish.
I have bitten my foreskin once.
I used to be that bug and grass eating kid, got a friend of mines in in it too. She gave up shortly.
I really don't like cats.
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"I mean, you can say the same about most songs: we already know what the final chord is gonna be, so why not just play it now? It's not the destination that matters, but the journey.
(And I would argue that a good movie has it so that you legitimately don't know who'll win. Think of how The Empire Strikes Back ends.)
edited 1st Jun '15 10:01:57 AM by Odd1
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.And now you ruined music for him, You Monster! :P
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseI think I've said this before but I'm really bad at listening to albums in order all the way through.
My attention span just sort of dies and it becomes background music and I force myself to get through it
@SaintDeltora: Imagine being a Brit who grew up in the '60s.
edited 31st May '15 10:51:18 AM by MrLavisherMoot
simple as