Character Crushes and Other Depravity

Eff the designers for the Tintin movie. I'll never look at (and draw) my childhood hero the same way again. Can you say Pretty Boy? *squees in the BG*

Really? Tintin?

I mean, I don't think that's evil or actually that bad, more just extremely baffling.

Yeah, I guess that's really in the YMMV territory, the Uncanny Valley complaints notwithstanding. But even stranger, I'm not alone, judging from You Tube and Deviant ART comments.

All of the girls in Dead Or Alive, Crimson Viper, Chun-Li and Ibuki, and many others.

Kokonoe and Nu-13 from Blaz Blue.

Kokonoe is pretty sexy. Seeing as how I have a thing for girls in glasses.

edited 14th Jan '12 10:30:53 AM by tehjinx

Kokonoe doesn't just have glasses she has cat ears and two tails which appeals to my furry side. And I find her attitude very sexy as well.

Always good when multiple marks are hit.

Oh my god; I think I like Chun-Li and her sexy, sexy legs. Which I wish were even more buff. ...I need help.

Oh christ Roxy Lalonde. It is so not okay to have as many sexy feelings as I do over a 15 year old fictional character drawn in what basically amounts to chibi style most of the time.

-sneaks in-

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Jack Pumpkinhead from The Marvelous Land of Oz

-disappears-

edited 24th Feb '12 4:40:58 PM by CalamityJane

Urdnot Wrex from Mass Effect. I would jump his bones.

Well, I think we can establish that you'd just say each other's names over and over.

Wrex Above Wrex Above WREX ABOVVVVVVVVE

So how exactly did you go about falling madly in lust with a cow/crocodile-looking alien with a very deep voice?

(Only on the internet would I ever end up typing that sentence, man.)

EDI, with that voice and DAT BODY.

I would be fairly content to hear Liara say 'Protheans' all day.

"A Prothean, Shepard. A real, live Prothean."

Just like that, pants are off.

Is...is it safe here?

But of course it is.

Oh, thank GOD

I just want to say that I've got it pretty bad

for Hilda

-covers head-

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

PSL takes all sorts. No need to hide over it. My list is so extensive I can't be assed to type it all.

...Really?

Heh.

Heh.

Heh heh.

Heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

WA-HOO! I'm finally where I belong!

Nice feeling, huh?

It's as nice a feeling as the one I get when I see Chun-Li absolutely murdering a pair of shorts, and I say murdering in the most endearing sense. Voila◊.

Ok does it have to be a really fictional character - as in must be animated or drawn?

Because I really have a strong GAAAAAYYYYY lust for Chris Evan's Captain America and Chris Hemsworth's Thor. Before you hit the delete/banhammer, hear me out.

It's more than just being gay for the two Chrises (althought I am gay for everyone else too). They are of course naturally attractive physically, but I have no idea what they are like in person.

But them in their UNIFORMS and with their respective personalities - Cap's all round good guy nature, and Thor's fiercely loyal and trusting (thrusting?) warmth - take their physical attractiveness BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE! and into the dimensions of unadulterated hawtness.

To be very clear, I wouldn't be as interested in Chris Evans as the Human Torch (wouldn;t kick him out of bed either but I'm a guy and A Man Is Always Eager)or Hemsworth without the beard and hammer (hehe). So I classify this at least as partially Perverse Sexual Lust even if only part of them is fictional.

I will fess up to the fact that their bodies are like ... woaaaahhhh.