BREASTESES!
-turns into hot sexy naked chick-hai pervs
prepare for bullet hellMy college trombone section's battlecry was "yay for boobies." So yeah.
Breasts give me a trom-boner.
Discover the rest as the game progresses.I am bad for not really caring about breasts? I mean, I have preferences, but I don't really care about them. Breasts by themselves don't impress me.
Biophilic bookworm by day, gentleman adventurer by night.^ Well, yeah, generally they work better when attached to a woman.
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I mean, I don't have Male Gaze. I'm not impressed by photos of naked breasts either. I just feel apathetic to them. I don't get all excited like normal straight guys.
Biophilic bookworm by day, gentleman adventurer by night.Oh, is this thread back?
Your Mileage May Vary, as on anything. For myself, they fascinate me.
no one will notice that I changed this^^Neh, it's not like everybody is, that's why we have unintentionally funny-sounding constructs like "ass man".
edited 14th Nov '10 5:51:33 PM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.^ Asses don't do it for me either... I think hair is one of the physical traits I care most about, though.
I'm pretty unconventional, though.
Biophilic bookworm by day, gentleman adventurer by night.FUCK YEAH BOOBIES <3
Boobs are for massaging during foreplay, methinks.
Discover the rest as the game progresses.There's nothing wrong with not being into boobs. Bigger than about medium tends to turn me off, really.
Still, yay for boobies
YOSH! Now it's my turn to- BUT I CAN'T! *pow!* >_<
edited 14th Nov '10 7:19:02 PM by FurikoMaru
A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!I have to admit that on the tits chart (NSFW) I like the "Top Tier - DFC" level the most.
Pettanko boobs are underrated. I mean, big ones can be nice as well, but I generally like the small ones more. Shape is more important to me than size is.
edited 16th Nov '10 7:56:00 PM by JapaneseTeeth
Reaction Image RepositoryOut of those, anything other than Low Tier.
no one will notice that I changed thisFor me it's DFC>Big>Non-existent>Gigantic.
Giant flesh sacs creep me out.
I agree.
Excessive sag-age is a huge deal breaker as far as I'm concerned.
Reaction Image Repositoryedited 16th Nov '10 9:42:32 PM by FrodoGoofballCoTV
Heh. I remember being, um, interested by Elvira when I was a kid.
Anyway, as I said over in Fetishes:
And that's all I have to say about that.
no one will notice that I changed thisedited 15th Feb '12 9:26:03 PM by Legionnaire
Against all tyrants.I could massage boobs for hours (well, realistically, probably about half an hour before I get bored and want to do something else) but when such an opportunity has presented itself it has always felt so silly that I most likely refrain from touching them at all. :P
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The pun... IT BURNS!!!!
you sanity has been compromised.