Worst abuse of Insane troll logic you've ever seen?

Who?

He's a Nintendo fanboy who's in love with business side of gaming, to the point where he thinks gaming is nothing BUT business, like reasoning how commercial success ALWAYS equals quality. Also, he appearantly hates every game franchise of Nintendo, because they do not fill "consumers"(or rather, his) wishes.

And that's putting it mildly.

edited 6th Jun '10 12:25:21 AM by DomeKen

• "He's a Nintendo fanboy who's in love with business side of gaming, to the point where he thinks gaming is nothing BUT business, like reasoning how commercial success ALWAYS equals quality."
• "Also, he appearantly hates every game franchise of Nintendo, because they do not fill "consumers"(or rather, his) wishes."

The ITL about that is how those two things are not compatible?

Would I get flamed if I actually understood that rant?

Kinda made sense.

However, just to look at the other side of the coin, let's say that by some crazy circumstance, everyone agreed tomorrow to not have any children for say, ten years. Imagine the impact that would have on a myriad of things, everything from children's toys, clothing, school, the economy in general and probably loads of interconnected facets of society I can't even begin to connect the dots with.

I can't even begin to fathom to major cultural shift that would take place. One thing, though, after that ten year hiatus was over, there'd be a lot of questions asked by a lot of first-time parents, and probably a lot of doctors going, 'gee, how did we do this a decade ago...?'

Heh. That almost sounds like a plotline to a comedy, more than anything.

Several years ago after my died of a heart attack by eating too many cheeseburgers covered in BBQ sauce as he always ate because he said thats how real men eat hamburgers which I always figured to be a lie, but as he lay on the ground screaming out curse words I couldnt comprehend but desperately to this day desire to he told me again and again in a weird mixture of Spanish/Japanese that the legacy must go on which could mean any of two things including but not limited to the rise and fall of China‘s Global Economy, his eating of Cheeseburgers with BBQ Sauce, or the fact he fucked my mother so of course instantly i began porking my mom and it took a while for her to agree to it because it was mainly rape for the first few months but i guess she got accustomed to it so I continud to plow her till her pussy bored me then I did the same to my sisters and cousins untill one day I met a man who looked alot like me and I asked him if he was me and he said no but I didnt believe him so I killed him cuz there can only be one and then everyone i knew died or I just stopped talking to them, I cant remember, so I started driving cab as a job just to meet new people but when I tell them this story they say "HEY, IMMA DOWNLOAD MY FIST INTO YOUR ANUS" and I said Im not big into anal, but thanks then they just laugh in German and leap out my window and I have had to repair that window SO MANY FUCKING TIMES it‘s rediculous but I dont even care anymore because my mom is dead.

I uh....wait, what?

^ Obvious troll is obvious.

Yeah, its Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot is showing.

^^^^Except for the logical fallacies, attacks on people for the percieved use of the same fallacies, off-topic high school atheist rants about religion, overblown rage, and irritating tone, yes, it did make sense.

edited 8th Jun '10 3:44:55 PM by Myrmidon

^ Yeah, thought so. Just checking.

I knew the guy was trolling, it was just strange as that wasn’t posted in 4chan or anything, it was just left in the comment section of a random web-site.

Heh heh, I have, once upon a time, stumbled upon a guy who claimed that Jesus Christ was not a Jew. His reasoning: as Son of God, Jesus was at best half-Jew, and after resurrection, he discarded His earthly, unpleasantly Jewish body for new, better one (at least in Catholic teaching, the body you get after resurrection is not exactly the same as before, let's leave it at that), thus He was not a Jew anymore.

Silly Nestorians, Jesus Christ was True God and True Man!

Heh eh heh, if I knew by then, it would have been fun to point out to this guy he just declared himself a heretic in his own eyes.

BP is Not Aware of Any Reason for Share Price Movement

“Why are our stocks falling? We’re giving away 1.7 million gallons of oil for free DAILY! People should LOVE us!”

Not to mention they outright admit that losing this much oil in this huge of a catastrophe barely cuts into their profit margin in the least. They'll get this shut off eventually and keep right on moving without a hitch. And that's supposed to make us LIKE them?

Well what do you expect them to do? Whine about it in self-flagellation? This is the stock market, not the confessional.

Less blatant lies might be nice. I'm cool with their PR department emphasizing the cleanup over the accident itself, that's to be expected, but flat out saying there's nothing to worry about and this won't affect anything ever just makes them sound even worse for whitewashing it that badly.

Agree with that. This is one case where humility could really reap dividends for them. Granted, a short term financial hit, but like they're admitting they can easily afford that. The long term potential gain from just coming clean is immense.

I once used Insane Troll Logic and intentionally Failing Logic Forever to disprove the existance of birds. Kinda. Well, I really proved that the only birds that really existed were ducks.

Birds are all just an ~optical illusion~ Or an auditory one, or both.

Wait, so do cats also see these imaginary creatures too? They seem to react to them.

edited 13th Jun '10 11:02:00 AM by AlsoArin

That's simple.

If birds are optical illusions, and cat's see them, then cats HAVE to be psychic and responding to our illusions. There's no other explanation.

I have seen it written that masturbation is homosexual incest, because those who masturbate pleasure themselves, and they are by definition of the same sex and gender as themselves, to say nothing of being related to themselves. Yes, this person liked not masturbation

A popular one is "I challenged Famous Person X to a debate about topic Y and he never replied. Therefore, I won by default."

Hence the question of whether science should debate pseudoscience.

EVIL EDUCATORS REFUSE TO RECOGNIZE THE FOUR SQUARE DAY OF TIME CUBE!!!!