If you're going to insult me, at least do that in proper English. Anything else makes you look like a fool.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line"Learn to spell!"
What's an insazne? It sounds cool!
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.And you're illiterate, aren't you?
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the lineYeah, I'm Insazne, the prophet of Alamundo, the God of the Third Circle, and the guy who's going to KICK. YOUR. FUCKING. ASS. *proceeds to KICK. YOUR. FUCKING. ASS.*
No point in trying to rerail the topic to its original intent, it's much funnier like this. XD
Serious response:
I saw a bit of some cheesy, patriotic action movie once, but it had one awesome bit of dialogue. It went something like this:
"You're insane!"
"I'm not insane! I have money now! I'm eccentric!"
Ah, but you are in the seine! *shoves into river*
Granted that would only work in some specific places...
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerI KNOW I AM!
-maniac laughter-
"No, you're insane. I'm differently intellectual."
...I've got nothing.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable"Thank you!" (Okay, people usually call me "crazy" instead of "insane", but same idea.)
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?*look in different direction*
"Mr. Scruffy, did you hear someone? Maybe (s)he wants to play with us!"
edited 21st Sep '10 9:13:24 AM by LullTheConqueror
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you backAaaww.. no fun anymore. :(
I am not insane! IT'S THE THREE-HEADED MONKEY THAT IS INSANE, I TELL YOU! THE MONKEY! LALALALALA!
Correct. What's your excuse?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerThank goodness for that, cause if I wasn't, this never would have worked!!
-proceed to run around in circles-
"Why, thank you. Now hold still whilst I sew your eyelids shut."
Escape."And you're naked". Preferably said when your accuser is not, in fact, naked.
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you backDon't forget to point out that the correct meaning of naked is "unprotected"...
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerOooh, that gives me an idea for an even better one, actually!
*pulls knife* "And you're unarmed."
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back"Nonsense! Only a crazy person would worry about a thing like that!"
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable"I know. Wonderful, isn't it?"
Sonic hates SOPAIn fact, Wayne. It's a gain! \\Start immense musical number, complete with cheezy rhyming.
(Works better if the person is, in fact, named Wayne, or you can dance/sing)
Yes, but only on tuesdays and thursdays, and on weekends, if so needed.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line"Sanity is overrated." -does a tap dance-
Anybody got any comebacks to this hugely over-used insult?
Darn it, I meant to write: "You're Insane" not "You're Insazne".
edited 21st Sep '10 7:33:09 AM by ConversationStarter
YOU! ARE! INSAZNE!