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ConversationStarter Interesting Conversation from A Discussion Since: Aug, 2010
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#1: Sep 21st 2010 at 7:09:53 AM

Anybody got any comebacks to this hugely over-used insult?

Darn it, I meant to write: "You're Insane" not "You're Insazne".

edited 21st Sep '10 7:33:09 AM by ConversationStarter

YOU! ARE! INSAZNE!
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#2: Sep 21st 2010 at 7:13:42 AM

If you're going to insult me, at least do that in proper English. Anything else makes you look like a fool.

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#4: Sep 21st 2010 at 7:19:57 AM

What's an insazne? It sounds cool!

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#5: Sep 21st 2010 at 7:23:54 AM

And you're illiterate, aren't you?

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WUE Since: Dec, 1969
#6: Sep 21st 2010 at 7:39:26 AM

Yeah, I'm Insazne, the prophet of Alamundo, the God of the Third Circle, and the guy who's going to KICK. YOUR. FUCKING. ASS. *proceeds to KICK. YOUR. FUCKING. ASS.*

No point in trying to rerail the topic to its original intent, it's much funnier like this. XD

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#7: Sep 21st 2010 at 7:39:45 AM

Serious response:

I saw a bit of some cheesy, patriotic action movie once, but it had one awesome bit of dialogue. It went something like this:

"You're insane!"
"I'm not insane! I have money now! I'm eccentric!"

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#8: Sep 21st 2010 at 7:54:51 AM

Ah, but you are in the seine! *shoves into river*

Granted that would only work in some specific places...

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#9: Sep 21st 2010 at 8:02:05 AM

I KNOW I AM!

-maniac laughter-

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#11: Sep 21st 2010 at 9:11:41 AM

"Thank you!" (Okay, people usually call me "crazy" instead of "insane", but same idea.)

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#12: Sep 21st 2010 at 9:13:03 AM

*look in different direction*

"Mr. Scruffy, did you hear someone? Maybe (s)he wants to play with us!"

edited 21st Sep '10 9:13:24 AM by LullTheConqueror

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#13: Sep 21st 2010 at 9:13:23 AM

Aaaww.. no fun anymore. :(

I am not insane! IT'S THE THREE-HEADED MONKEY THAT IS INSANE, I TELL YOU! THE MONKEY! LALALALALA!

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#14: Sep 21st 2010 at 9:19:09 AM

Correct. What's your excuse?

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#16: Sep 21st 2010 at 10:30:07 AM

Yes, yes I am.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
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#17: Sep 21st 2010 at 10:41:07 AM

"Why, thank you. Now hold still whilst I sew your eyelids shut."

Escape.
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#18: Sep 21st 2010 at 10:43:02 AM

"And you're naked". Preferably said when your accuser is not, in fact, naked.

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#19: Sep 21st 2010 at 10:51:22 AM

Don't forget to point out that the correct meaning of naked is "unprotected"...

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#20: Sep 21st 2010 at 10:52:04 AM

Oooh, that gives me an idea for an even better one, actually!

*pulls knife* "And you're unarmed." grin

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#21: Sep 21st 2010 at 11:13:40 AM

"Nonsense! Only a crazy person would worry about a thing like that!"

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#23: Sep 21st 2010 at 12:40:13 PM

In fact, Wayne. It's a gain! \\Start immense musical number, complete with cheezy rhyming.
(Works better if the person is, in fact, named Wayne, or you can dance/sing)

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#24: Sep 21st 2010 at 12:41:00 PM

Yes, but only on tuesdays and thursdays, and on weekends, if so needed.

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#25: Sep 21st 2010 at 12:51:13 PM

"Sanity is overrated." -does a tap dance-


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