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FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#8526: Dec 3rd 2010 at 9:45:51 PM

Dude has been fucking with my Primary Friend's heart. Fixin' to raise up on that asshole. Give me an address.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#8528: Dec 3rd 2010 at 9:51:23 PM

If I were a pretty dude, would I have her back against myself?

If I were a pretty guy (if I were pretty), I'd rather have her front against myself.

edited 3rd Dec '10 9:52:26 PM by TParadox

Fresh-eyed movie blog
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#8529: Dec 3rd 2010 at 9:51:37 PM

I am saying. I'll drop all this work crap, buy a ticket on my own dime, come over there and jack his shit right up.

Name and an address. You can be quiet after that.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#8530: Dec 3rd 2010 at 9:52:19 PM

I'm sorry Janitor, that is hard.

Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#8531: Dec 3rd 2010 at 9:57:10 PM

You guys.

Dump the networks!
CTrombley The Good Troper Since: Jan, 2001
The Good Troper
#8532: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:05:42 PM

Lucky guess.

I've been told that just because there are more than one possible interpretations of a string does not mean choosing an obviously wrong one is funny.

Mathematics Is A Language.
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
#8533: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:05:51 PM

Janitor: Well hang in there is the best I can do over the net. Not much comfort. I am not even sure what has made you sad.

I am cluesless and tired. Mr T master of math nice to meet you I hope to bump into you in the fora in other areas.

I am done with work no more patrols that means its home time folks so later.

Who watches the watchmen?
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#8534: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:05:51 PM

If there is anybody on the planet who deserves more...

Okay, now I am getting really pissed.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#8535: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:06:51 PM

Hang in there Janitor. I guess.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Buttercupistiny Battle Scowler from next to ponicalica Since: Nov, 2011
Battle Scowler
#8536: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:09:24 PM

I am feeling bad for my fellow Koontz bitch. Considering social lubrication. I will bite ankles, if necessary, Janitor.

‎"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."
Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#8537: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:09:48 PM

Speaking of pissed, how drunk is Fast Eddie?

Dump the networks!
Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#8538: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:10:52 PM

Drunk enough to triple post and mention lust apparently.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
#8539: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:11:08 PM

Couldn't sleep, back now. 7 pages later...

Hug, Janitor? Sorry if I poked a sore spot earlier. I didn't mean to.

The snow has stopped for now, here. About 3 inches on the ground, and every horizontal or within 30 degrees of horizontal surface. I figure I have maybe ten minutes before the pupdog realizes I am up and decides that he must go outoutoutout.

Edit: Over-estimated by roughly nine minutes.

edited 3rd Dec '10 10:12:09 PM by Madrugada

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#8540: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:11:26 PM

Drunk enough to jack up this dork higher than he thought was possible.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Buttercupistiny Battle Scowler from next to ponicalica Since: Nov, 2011
Battle Scowler
#8541: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:11:32 PM

Not too horrendously so, yet. Usually I judge by how short his replies are and within how many multiple posts. When he gets to quintuple posting of five word sentences, speaking only to himself, then I start missing you something fierce.

‎"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."
CTrombley The Good Troper Since: Jan, 2001
The Good Troper
#8542: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:11:37 PM

On a scale from 1 to drunk, my guess would be 3 mogglins.

Mathematics Is A Language.
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#8543: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:19:23 PM

<Envelopes Janitor in a warm protective aura generated from a life time of love and admiration./>

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#8544: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:19:56 PM

That drunk, huh?

Dump the networks!
Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
#8545: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:20:09 PM

@8542: That sounds about right. It's good to have you back C Trombley.

And I misspoke about the snow. It has not in fact, stopped. It has changed to tiny sand-like particles of snow, sifting gently down as though some cosmic being were sifting powdered sugar onto the world in preparation for a cosmic tea party.

edited 3rd Dec '10 10:20:32 PM by Madrugada

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#8546: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:20:13 PM

Easily.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Blackmoon Your Worth is 50 Yen! from the Blind Eternities Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Halfway to Pon Farr
Your Worth is 50 Yen!
#8547: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:21:00 PM

...I want snow.

月を見るたび思い出せ
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#8548: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:21:40 PM

Maddy is getting poetic. There is a whole bunch of drunk up in here tonight.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
#8549: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:21:43 PM

^^ Wait, that's bad. "Sifting" and "cosmic" both twice in the same sentence? No.

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#8550: Dec 3rd 2010 at 10:22:34 PM

Not even listening to any denials.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty

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