Time Cube

ONE COR-NER GREEN-WICH TIME MUST BE EX-TER-MI-NAT-ED!

You know, with all the oneism and Ad Hominemism...

I'm wondering why he won't call his movement cubism.

Too obvious.

I've since learned to read all paranoid ramblings in the voice of the Warrior. It kinda deflates the effect, but damn if it's not funny.

It's too incoherent for me to read it in anyone's voice.

Granted I've never tried.

@Charlie: I think if you put a Dalek up against this, they would cry "EX-TER-MI-NATE!" and try to blow up the Internet.

The Dalek in "Dalek" downloaded the Internet. Maybe this was why it went a bit nuts?

He the whole thing?!

I am reading this, as much as I can actually follow it.

The last post convinced me. It was either this, sleep, or wait for people to post in the Magic: The Gathering threads.

Gensis 1:5 is an erroneous and evil lie that

rocks religion and academia to their roots.

God did not create a 1st or even a single Day

in a claim equaled to the Earth standing still.

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This section is so short that I don't even need to divide it up. It seems intended to stand on its own. But, doesn't some of it look familiar?

I have found Evil lies in the Bible that will rock religious and academic values to their primitive origin.

So this is one of the evil lies he was talking about earlier? The kind that will make civilization regress to its primitive roots? Genesis 1:5... What little I've read of the bible was while I was bored in a dentist's waiting room, but isn't Genesis the earliest part of the bible? The "let there be light" stuff? Let's take a look.

God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

Seems simple enough. He seems to be objecting to there being a single day.

What might that look like if he were to rewrite the bible?

I CALLED THE FOUR CORNER TIME DAYS DAY MORNING NIGHT AND EVENING THEY ALL HAPPEND SIMULTANEUSLY.

Not a great impression, but you get the point.

Here's the next section. I'm just gonna skip the asterisks, they're kind of unnecessary.

CREATION OCCURS BETWEEN OPPOSITES.

White Americans deserve to be hacked to death

by the Black Race - for they are dumb, educated

ON Eness stupid and worship EVIL ON Eness

WHICH EQUATES DEATH of OPPOSITES.

ON Eness education is anti-intelligence and

reduces mentality to CYCLOPIC HALFBRAIN.

American mentality so stupid a half breed rules.

Except for human brain, no ON Eness exists. I

hope you live long enough to see Blacks hacking

to death the whites just as the chimp ripped the

stupid brain who thought a chimp also was equal.

Okay, this needs to be taken one bit at a time.

CREATION OCCURS BETWEEN OPPOSITES.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

White Americans deserve to be hacked to death by the Black Race - for they are dumb, educated ON Eness stupid and worship EVIL ON Eness WHICH EQUATES DEATH of OPPOSITES.

Kill whitey!

Fun to see this get racial, eh? I'm not sure how this relates to Time Cube. You know this guy is white, right? And an American? Probably not in the best position to advocate race riots. Doesn't he live or come from the South, too?

Also, is he implying black people are uneducated?

ON Eness education is anti-intelligence and reduces mentality to CYCLOPIC HALFBRAIN.

CYCLOPIC HALFBRAIN!

Here come the cyclops insults again. He's going to make the demoman sad.

American mentality so stupid a half breed rules.

Wow, now he's going after Obama here? I guess he keeps up on the news to some degree.

What's he got against half-breeds anyway?

Except for human brain, no ON Eness exists. I hope you live long enough to see Blacks hacking to death the whites just as the chimp ripped the stupid brain who thought a chimp also was equal.

Is he referencing the one lady who got her face ripped apart by a chimp?

It seems like he's implying blacks aren't equals and talks about their uprising as an inevitability. Seems like it contradicts his railing against white Americans earlier.

Fun times.

Gene Ray: You all suck because you elected a n***** to lead you.

Me: lol u mad

If the human brain is the only ONEness, then why does it come in two hemispheres?

Okay, these next few are little bite-sized bits of crazy. Should be easy enough.

White welfare for Black Race fuels inherent slaughter.

He seems to be confusing white with taxpayer and black race with the impoverished.

Time for some successful negro to provide a counterexample.

God that's a fun meme.

Remember kids, don't help out the less fortunate, because they'll just kill you in return.

Excessive adult debt treats children worse than Dogs.

Yeah, debt sucks and I guess it's unfair to leave it to the next generation. I don't see how it's that bad or relevant, though.

Americans are dumb, taught stupidity and pray to Evil.

More of the same. Maybe he's just summarizing his points, but that would be weird since he hasn't brought up debt before. Gee, maybe he's just bad at communicating.

If scientist can't burn Bible, he is a liar, not scientist.

That's an interesting criterion for being a scientist. Especially since a lot of scientists aren't religious in the first place.

IF YOU CAN'T THINK OPPOSITE OF GOD, YOU CAN'T THINK.

I don't know how to approach this one. I'll just let it speak for itself.

LOVE FOR A QUEER GOD IS EVIL ENOUGH TO KILL YOU.

God's gay? That's new. I wonder why he thinks it can kill you. Maybe he thinks people die because they believe in ON Eism and he can't die because he knows the truth?

YOU CAN"T KILL ME, FOR I AM 82 + CANCER.

I AM NOT AN EVIL ONE, I RESPECT MY MOM & DAD.

For a guy that hates God, he sure seems to like the Fifth Commandment.

Is that really all it takes to not be evil? I'm pretty sure he's condemned quite a lot of people who probably respect their parents as evil. Maybe he doesn't see it that way. Really though, this just kind of comes out of left field. But I guess the entire ballpark is left field here.

NO GOD MENTALITY EQUALS MY CUBED INTELLIGENCE.

Again, more of the same. But I wonder if he means people who believe in gods or the gods themselves?

GOD LIED, HE DID NOT CREATE 1 DAY, I CREATED 4 DAYS.

God can't lie if he doesn't exist, dude. Or maybe he thinks there is a god after all? I don't get it.

Anyway, if God never created one day, and you created four days, what did we have in between?

I AM VIVIPAROUS FORM, MADE IN MOTHER, BORN LIVE.

This might be the most nonsensical gibberish I've seen so far. What does viviparous mean? Could it be a word?

"...bringing forth living young rather than eggs, as most mammals and some reptiles and fishes."

Huh. He's got me there.

It's still a weird statement though. He's basically just saying he was born.

Uh, congratulations dude.

I EXIST IN PHENOMENOLOGICAL REALITY, ABOVE GOD.

Translation A: "I perceive reality as it exists, and I am above such things as believing in a god."

Translation B: "I exist in the real world, and am superior to god."

Either is a winner in my book.

IF EVIL ONEISTIC TEACHERS DON'T ANTIPODE, USE EVIL

Antipodes seem to mean two opposite points on a sphere or Earth. I can see how the word would appeal to him, but it doesn't appear to be a verb in standard usage.

Is he suggesting to use evil against the teachers, or is he claiming that they use evil?

Antipodes DENY the existence of God ON Eism.

Okay, sure. Hooray for antipodes, I guess.

I should be embarrassed that this (BAD WORD) of language is expanding my vocabulary.

IF EVIL ONEISTIC TEACHERS DON'T ANTIPODE, USE EVIL

IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE EVIL.

How long will it be until Ray-ray gets "abducted" by spaceships?

HE IS 82 + CANCER.

BUT THAT'S NOT A MULTIPLE OF FOUR! [*snerk*]

CANCER = 2 (MOD 4).

So, 82+CANCER=84 ?

Don't you know, CANCER grows.

82+CANCER is just as good as 83+CANCER.

You might think that CANCER would need to shrink for that to be true but you are evil educated.

Gelzo, I only said that it's true mod 4, so cancer could be -2, 2, 6, -6, 10, etc.

Oh. I never learned that in my math classes, so I didn't know what it meant.

Okay, I felt kind of silly posting in this tread without doing another entry, so here goes.

IN A QUEER GOD IMAGE

To the educated stupid ON Eist anti-intelligent,

if you will come to my lecture on a Spiraling 4

Corner 4 Day Harmonic Time Cube Quad Helix

Principle Created Earth,& Life on it, I will prove

you criminally worship a Queer deified as fake God.

Godism Organized Crime is a gotohell Mom & Dad.

Did God have bellybutton and did he have tailbone?

Revelations 6:1-8; 4 racist Horsemen of colour, each

given 1/4 or quarter of the Earth to rule (Time Cube

Value), with each quarter rotating to its own 24 hour

day - all 4 quarters rotating 4 corner Days in a common

24 hour rotating invisible, but imaginary Cubed Earth.

Your evil cyclopic educators of ON Eness, will not allow

you to know supernatural 4 Day Time Cube Principle.

Creation based on 4 Days - just as you have 4 corners.

My 4 Days proves your 1 Day God inferior to my intelligence. Remember

Genesis 1:5 Lie -there was

not a Day rotation. If rotated, the 4 corners would

have equaled 16 corner, 96 hours and 4 Days.

God's error corrupts academia.

This part is divided from the rest by color rather than lines, but it's a long time until we get to the line break, so I thought I'd do it this way.

IN A QUEER GOD IMAGE

I presume this is the title. Maybe he'll try to explain why God is "queer".

To the educated stupid ON Eist anti-intelligent, if you will come to my lecture on a Spiraling 4 Corner 4 Day Harmonic Time Cube Quad Helix Principle Created Earth,& Life on it, I will prove you criminally worship a Queer deified as fake God.

Okay, so everything will make sense if we come to your lecture. Sure.

"Spiraling 4 Corner 4 Day Harmonic Time Cube Quad Helix Principle" is quite a mouthful, isn't it?

Is he aware that quite a number of educated people don't worship or believe in a god? Maybe disbelief of the Time Cube is all it takes to convince him you're a worshiper of a ON Eism god.

I'm curious about how this entity can somehow be simultaneously a lie and a liar. Maybe he believes that it does exist but is not a god? I have no clue.

Godism Organized Crime is a gotohell Mom & Dad.

What the fuck?

Monotheism is a sin? I think that's what he meant to say. Maybe he's addressing parents?

Did God have bellybutton and did he have tailbone?

I don't see how this is relevant. Maybe he's alluding to the bellybuttons and tail-bones as markers of live birth and evolution- respectively- in humans, and trying to cast doubt on the existence of this god and his origins?

Revelations 6:1-8; 4 racist Horsemen of colour, each given 1/4 or quarter of the Earth to rule (Time Cube Value), with each quarter rotating to its own 24 hour day - all 4 quarters rotating 4 corner Days in a common 24 hour rotating invisible, but imaginary Cubed Earth.

This is interesting. I always thought the four horsemen made for an interesting myth, and it figures the guy would latch onto this since there are four of them. Let's take a look at the passages he mentions.

1I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!" 2I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. 3When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" 4Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword.

5When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. 6Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart[a] of wheat for a day's wages,[b] and three quarts of barley for a day's wages,[c] and do not damage the oil and the wine!"

7When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" 8I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

I'm not up on my bible studies, is the Lamb supposed to allude to a person? Like, Jesus or something?

Anyway, so we've got the first horseman who is something like a conqueror on a white horse, the second is a warlord on a red horse, the third is a stingy guy with a black horse, and the fourth is Death itself on a pale horse.

Since the colors of the horses are mentioned, I can see why he would be inspired to attach race to this. I can't tell whether he thinks these horsemen are a good thing or not. For that matter, I don't know why he believes (or does he?) something that's in the bible he decries as full of evil lies. Maybe he thinks it's a lie that the horsemen are deathly?

Your evil cyclopic educators of ON Eness, will not allow you to know supernatural 4 Day Time Cube Principle.

Same old same old, but here he reveals that the Time Cube Principle is "supernatural". What?

Creation based on 4 Days - just as you have 4 corners.

The human body doesn't have four corners as far as I can tell.

My 4 Days proves your 1 Day God inferior to my intelligence. Remember Genesis 1:5 Lie -there was not a Day rotation. If rotated, the 4 corners would have equaled 16 corner, 96 hours and 4 Days. God's error corrupts academia.

There doesn't appear to be anything new here. I doubt he knows what it means to prove something though. He seems to think it means to believe something and then repeat it over and over.

That's it for now. The earliest I can make another will be about 7 hours from now.

edited 23rd Sep '10 3:10:19 PM by Gelzo

You know, it just now occured to me how bizarre it is that he's latched onto the number 4, but a cube is te third power.

No entry for tonight; I decided to watch anime about kittens instead.

I'm free tomorrow though, so chances are good you'll see one then.