ITT: Zombie Apocalypse AAH

*Staggers off away from the jeep, eats the brains of a few preschoolers.*

-runs in armory- hmm...-picks up colt- why does this revolver have a pentagram and some latin on it?

edited 12th May '10 4:03:07 PM by thespacephantom

-the horde falls back to go find less defensive prey, effectively making a plan to eviscerate the entire city-

-looks over the gun- Expy maybe? -glances around for a certain weapon- Where is it...

Here. - passes the gun back to Keybreak -

Let's see, dude, how did you... nevermind... i'll take that Vintorez and that XM 8. Wonder who painted them so weirdly.

thank you, google

No, not that one. -puts the gun down- A bomb. That'll wipe out all the zombies in the city.

mind if I join?

I don't mind, as long as you're not a zombie.

One of you can have this, I think it is special. -Picks up magnum- YES.

edited 12th May '10 4:09:21 PM by thespacephantom

You'd need something atomic for that... or a network of large bombs strewn across the city.

- grabs the colt -

I'll take it if you don't want it.

-sweeps the weapons around trying to find the bomb- Where is it?

-picks up a big hammer- anyone want this? -sees inscription- hmm... "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...THOR!" Must be some cosplay prop.

edited 12th May '10 4:12:53 PM by thespacephantom

No thanks, mine will do the job nicely. Want me to teach you how to use a hammer though? Might save your life. And it gives you access to Hammerspace.

edited 12th May '10 4:13:16 PM by MuNuXi

Will I have Hammer Time ?

-the horde has finished devouring the local army base and residential district with minimal casualties. As such, the zombies gain amazing strength, and enough armor and weapons to rival Texas.-

Not godmodding, since my zombies go berserk if left hungry

^^Yeah, maybe right now. -finds a hole in the wall where zombies have started climbing through- NOT MY ARMORY TOO! -fires like crazy-

edited 12th May '10 4:16:27 PM by Keybreak

No, the two are completely unrelated. Doesn't stop you from going that way, if you want to, though.

- sees zombies - Ok, everyone evacuate. I'm bringing this building down!

edited 12th May '10 4:17:29 PM by MuNuXi

-Fires upon Mu Nu Xi and Keybreak, in the hopes to incapacitate them-

-holds up hammer- I shall call this Peggy Su. -hits ground with Peggy Su, causing thunder to come out of it- TOBIAS P. CHRIST!

-dodges- But I just got it renovated! Bah. -grabs an assortment of weapons in hopes to find the bomb-

- takes cover from fire -

Jesus.

- spots a grenade -

Lucky.

- grabs it, pulls the pin -

1...2...3!

- throws it at the hole -

-Peggy Su turns into a guitar- THIS DOSEN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! Ah well. -starts playing Guitar Peggy Su, making the zombies stop and headbang, causing them to have strokes- Woah. -Peggy Su turns back to a hammer- AW, MAAAAAN!

Please don't go there...

-moving to the exit with my arms full- Back to the jeep yet?

-grabs teddy bear- Lets roll. -gets into jeep-

edited 12th May '10 4:26:56 PM by thespacephantom

You better be.

- takes a step back -

Haaah!

- swings the hammer at one of the walls, strangely, the whole building cracks and the goes tumbling down upoun any zombies still left in there -

Let's go.