Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted! The fan games are 'great' as in, very large. They are large games about Sans porn.

I wish that I had access to infinite wealth.

Edited by king15 on Mar 29th 2024 at 12:06:46 PM

Granted: The genie gifts you Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth on Steam. Probably not what you wanted, but least you got a great game out of your wish.

I wish I was a slasher villain.

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing

Granted, you become a Memetic Loser.

I wish you could get pre-brined poultry.

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

Granted, you may now purchase a bird. Nothing changes.

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I wish a baby driver sequel was made well, with a solid cast, a good amount of mickey mousing, and a good storyline in a reasonable amount of time.

"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."

Granted. It still bombs at the box office, inexplicably.

I wish for a nice cheeseburger.

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.

Granted, the genie throws it at you and you don't catch it in time, so it falls on the floor

I wish for a nice nap

Granted. Its such a nice nap that you dont wake up. You are now in a coma.

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I wish i could get away with anything and not get caught, or have guilt.

"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."

Granted. The knowledge that you did something wrong constantly lingers in your brain, and you can't confess it to someone or else you'll get caught. I'm time, your thoughts leaf you on a downward spiral of moral insanity. And then you die.

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I wish that Sprout still existed and was never rebranded as Universal Kids.

Currently Reading: N/A

The new Sprout is In Name Only

I wish for a critical yet supportive Tsundere, one who is not violent or aggressive.

Granted. She winds up attracting the attention of the local Yandere, who believes that this girl is plotting to "steal" you from her. A week later, you find out that somebody in your neighborhood was murdered...

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I wish I was a Stock Shōnen Hero.

Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Apr 5th 2024 at 5:08:45 AM

Granted. You get killed instantly by a Genre Savvy, planet-destroying villain who senses you as a potential threat.

I wish I was perfect at Pokemon GO.

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.

Granted. However, some Jerkass comes along and steals your phone, thus making all of your progress in the game All for Nothing.

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I wish that Stephen Hillenburg was still alive.

Currently Reading: N/A

Granted, he still gets amyotrophic lateral sclerosis however

I wish to have a nice, healthy and cannot be kidnapped pet cat

Granted. The cat is nice to everybody except you. The cat repeatedly maims you.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

Edited by Awesomekid42 on Apr 6th 2024 at 5:32:37 AM

Granted. Your hands are cut off. You no longer have writer's block, because you literally can't write anymore.

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I wish McDonald's would decrease their prices back to a reasonable level.

Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Apr 6th 2024 at 3:25:28 AM

Granted but they start to lose much more money and file for bankruptcy.

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I wish Roll was the undisputed top tier in MvC2 with a lot of balance buffs.

Edited by MkayRose on Apr 6th 2024 at 6:29:16 AM

Meet the Tamas!◊ Remix Revival Resurrection!

MCV2 has an upside-down tier, top is the worst.

I wish being cancelled worked out for me, given that there is No Such Thing as Bad Publicity.

Edited by randomtroper89 on Apr 9th 2024 at 6:19:22 AM

Granted, sadly your life is cancelled, so you are death, however your death is on the news, you got good publicity because everyone is remembering you but.. not for long.

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I wish to be the best President of history

Best at getting struck by lightning and surviving, your lack of political experience means that you're pretty bad outside of that

I wish that the genie would feel physical pain everytime he twisted wishes, intentionally or not

Granted. He also inflicts the same pain he experiences on you.

I wish I didn't have such a busy day today.

"Lillie" looks a bit different today. I'm not sure why.

Granted. You're killed before it starts.

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I wish I was talented.

Granted. All of your relatives are now jealous of how talented you are and plot to kill you.

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I wish that I was on summer vacation already.

Currently Reading: N/A

Granted. Incredibly inconveniently, you come down with a real bad cold, and are shut in all summer as a result.

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I wish I had the power to insert myself into any franchise as a member of the supporting cast with high screentime.

"It still bothers me that they call us smugglers and pirates. We're humanitarian blockade runners, not druglords."

Granted, your screentime involves you being subjected to Cold-Blooded Torture.

I wish to be a Gender Bender.

Edited by The_Dag on Apr 15th 2024 at 2:59:24 PM

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

Granted. You can change people's genders but you can't change your own. Diction can be a dick.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Discombobulate.