Granted, it kills you.
I wish to cheat death.... at a card game.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."granted, you then are sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole.
i wish minty things werent so hot.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Granted. Both minty and hot things are now so numbing that your mouth no longer feels pain, or anything, for 12 days straight.
I wish I had a shaker filled with chili-lime seasoning.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"It's two years past the expiration date.
I wish to be the moon.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted, you die due to lack of oxygen.
I wish I could fear nothing.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."Granted. The part of your brain that recognizes danger no longer works.
I wish for a firebreathing cerberus as a pet/guard dog that is loyal to me and is house trained.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted. But when it barks, it breathes fire. Good luck.
I wish for I wish.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Grante-DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR. PLEASE RESTART UNIVERSE TO CONTINUE.
I wish that it was possible to successfully divide by zero.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"G Rkjfdijwreahfwkmefbeasirjwlkgvnkdjang
Universe.exe has crashed. Please reset timeline to continue.
Great. Now we're all bacteria and we have to wait about billions of years to even reach the Neanderthal stage. Well, we still have TV Tropes.
I wish that I was never born.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!All memories and records of your birth are gone. You're put in jail because your identity cannot be verified.
I wish for a magic wallet that always contains the exact amount of cash I need at any given time.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted. You're arrested for fraud.
I wish that humans had the ability to live on and go to other planets.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted. Said planets must be exactly like Earth.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a treeYour lack of a wish causes a black hole to materialize.
I wish to be a ninja.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted. BUT...
I wish that wihses can't be corrupted.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted. But that's the last wish you get.
I wish Garnet was the next Doctor.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaGranted. Hope you have a DVR. Wait, no you don't.
I wish I had 3 wishes, which are for Teen Titans Go to be cancelled, for me to have Super Mario Maker, and for those two wishes not to be corrupted.
I think I covered all the bases.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!@Alucart Aha! I wished that I would be subject to whatever effects the snake thing would have on me! Death is one of the effects! I win!
...Uh...carry on.
Granted. You only cleared two bases with that wish. Unless you cough up a third one, they're null and void.
I wish for a slab of barbecued pork ribs.
It's been 3000 years…Granted. But they're really off and rank. You get food poisoning and die.
I wish I was internet famous.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaGranted. You're famous in the same way as Anita Sarkeesian.
I wish I had more people to play Tabletop Games with.
granted, they are very annoying though.
i wish i had more good luck
i think you missed the point, you died, and the snakes need a host to survive, so they die too.
edited 7th Sep '15 8:17:49 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Granted. But your good luck is a curse, everyone wants to know how you did it, and you won't stop being bothered and harassed by the paparazzi for your ridiculous luckiness.
I wish I could play the banjo.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaYour friends dismiss you as a hillbilly.
I wish I had a pretty, kind, supportive girlfriend who has similarly pleasant friends & family and isn't a psychotic bitch.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.She isn't a psychotic bitch, she's a very sweet bitch. She wants to have your puppies.
I wish for a billion wishes.
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.
Granted. You get a Chevorlet movie theater that only shows car commercials and The Fast and the Furious 24/7.
I wish I had a bottle of chili-lime hot sauce.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"