Granted. It's a baked bad.
I wish fandoms can live in harmony.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Granted. They just find something else to fight about.
I wish to immediately have the chance to make a wish that will be granted without being corrupted.
edited 5th Aug '15 6:42:22 PM by djkates
Granted, although, since you haven't wished for anything else you get nothing else
I wish that I could meet Goku, and he's cool like his canon character and not some kind of psychotic dick
This shall be my true, Start of DarknessGranted. Enjoy your frozen Goku. Hopefully he can bust out of there.
I wish I had the ability to play an instrument.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.You can play mayonaisse.
I wish for my youtube subscriptions to upload something interesting.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted: all of those vids get flagged down.
I wish for the ability to fool people with literal paper masks.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted: The masks are made of glassine. People can see right through them.
I wish for pillowy mounds of mashed po-ta-tos.
online since 1993 | huge retrocomputing and TV nerd | lee4hmz.info (under construction) | heapershangout.comgranted, you get a pillowy mashed mound made of a mixture of polonium, tantalum, and a tritium osmium compound. you die of radiation poisoning.
i wish for a way to play as knuckles in the first sonic game without hacks.
edited 6th Aug '15 3:08:22 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Knuckles are useless if not attached to a body.
I wish that I had a Playstation 4.
Granted, it explodes in your face.
I wish to fist fight a gorilla and win.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."Granted, you are now internationally famous as that guy who beat a baby gorilla to death without realizing you were being recorded.
I wish I could travel through time.
Granted, you end up in Carthage 144 BC.
I wish to be stranded in Siberia in winter.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."Granted. You are stranded in Siberia in winter.
...What? I don't need to to corrupt the wish if it's already horrible.
I wish for a new pair of pants.
Granted. They are two sizes too small and they chafe horribly.
I wish for a pet rock.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Granted. It's a boulder that drops on your head.
I wish I was best friends with Doctor Doom.
Granted. You die in a skirmish.
I wish I was a Time Lord.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted. However, the moment you travel back in time you are killed by scary soldier people.
I wish the next poster purifies the previous wish.
edited 6th Aug '15 6:27:31 PM by PastryPerson
Granted. Yours was corrupted, however.
I wish I could fly.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a treeGranted, you fly right into a volcano's lava.
I wish I could complete my game mods.
edited 6th Aug '15 6:37:58 PM by KingFeraligatr
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertisingGranted. A computer virus destroys them as soon as they're finished.
I wish for some poutine that tastes good and has no negative repercussions for me, or anyone or anything, whatsoever.
granted, but it doesnt stop the arsonist from torching your house
i wish for a fire breathing dragon who hates fire.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Granted. Since it hates fire, it refuses to breathe fire, and is useless.
I wish I had the Philosopher's Stone.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a treeGranted, but it's just a handicraft one.
I wish I can summon objects near me without any negative consequences.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."The only objects you can summon are bananas and empty beer bottles.
I wish I was allowed to keep a pet monkey.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Granted. It's terrible.
I wish I had a muffin.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree