ITT: We are Mooks.

"Not mine... I'm pretty sure I've still got both."

-stands up-

"Whoa, this sword must have a wicked Hit Point multiplier."

..."Holy crap, that's my eye!"

OW!

BASTARD!

-shoots more fire-

I keep dodging the attacks

The cyborgs Face Palm upon getting wet then electrocute queen.

-shoots an absurd amount of fire at Strigon-

"Okay, let's see here... how should I do this... Oh, I know! BlaaaAARGGG!"

-starts glowing and charges the cyborgs, BFS swinging-

edited 10th Dec '10 6:33:59 AM by Suttungr

*guy with gas mask and flamethrower comes out of nowhere, but explodes since flamethrower malfunctioned*

The Cyborgs dodge but some got knocked aside while I dive to cover.

-is not dead from shock and finds matches-

AHA! CYBORGS ARE METAL SO THEY WILL MELT JUST LIKE BLARGY DID!

-gets matches and Ass Pull's gasaline-

edited 10th Dec '10 12:45:52 PM by queenofdarkness

No matter how cool a sports drink like Gasaline is, it will never beat Strigon!

Its not for strigon.....Its to destroy base.......PIE WARN ALL NORMAL MOOK TO ESCAPE ILL FIND WERE EXPLOSIVES ARE IN BASE AND DESTROY IT WITH ALL THE CYBORGS!

You can control the cyborgs?

No I meant Ill destroy cyborgs in buildinf. They may be half robot half mook....But fire kills both..

-runs to find explosives-

edited 10th Dec '10 3:34:37 PM by queenofdarkness

What if there aren't any explosives?

Ill set place entire place on fire...when all mooks are out of building exept for cyborgs. Ill burn everything down.

GASALINE IS A SPORTS DRINK, QUEEN.

THEN ILL USE CAR GAS I HAVE SOME!

-goes to floor where entrence is-

HURRY GET THE MOOKS TO SAFETY!!

This thread is reborn.

yes it is.

-Drags respawn machine along, oblivious to the chaos going on around- Boss just had to destroy the comfy chair room, just couldn't let this one mook have his fun! -Mutters under breath-

-has set building on fire-

-has chased down Strigon and is in the middle of an epic duel with him-

"BLAAAAARGGG!"

I shoot at blargy repeatedly

-blocks with BFS, then swings it at Strigon-

I dodge and pull out a taser, which I press onto it's face, shocking the cabinet monster