Banned because you didn't keep said derailtrain going. CHOO CHOO! ALL ABOARD!
my current job
Banned for gag-milking.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Banned for having lost faith in the usefulness of signatures.
One just might
Banned for trying to get people to return to the light from signatures.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Banned for forging signatures.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Banned for signing things you don't read.
Banned because singing is awesome. And for not fixing that spelling mistake.
edited 14th Jun '15 8:22:29 PM by Rockonman
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Banned because I can't stand life.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
The Scarlet Witch
Banned because you can't stand life.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Banned because You have not been to Night Vale.
Banned because you're not welcome in Night Vale.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
"Just as planned."
Banned for nonsense.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
no u
Banned for banning someone for nonsense.
This is the end of my post.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Banned for banning someone for banning someone for nonsense.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
my current job
Banned for recursive nonsense.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Banned for poor Cursive nonsense.
(IE, You can't write nonsense in Cursive)
edited 15th Jun '15 8:07:46 AM by DingoWalley1
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
Banned because writing "nonsense" in cursive is not impossible...
edited 15th Jun '15 9:30:56 AM by ShaneBaneNeumann
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
"Just as planned."
Banned for mentioning a writing method I hate having to read.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Tief girl with eartude
Banned for computeresque reading practises.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Banned for not sharing those delicious looking food items.
-nomnomnomnom-
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Banned for nomming.
my current job
Banned because Cookie Monster would like a word with you.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
no u
Banned because 
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Banned because emojis are not a real excuse to ban someone.
Banned to prevent somebody who gets the reference from banning you.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?