YOU are BANNED: The Forum Game

Banned for not calling an ambulance yourself.

Banned. Hold on, let me call the Wambulance.

Banned because it's a little late for that dontcha think?

Banned because the spelling of "dontcha" is redundant. Since it's a contraction of "do not you", obviously the "cha" is comprised of the "t" sound added to the "you" (or, in this case, further colloquialized to "ya"), making the "t" in "dontcha" redundant. Thus, it should be "doncha" or, to be more correct, "don'ch'a". "Don'cha" would also be acceptable, since the "cha" sound could easily be pronounced to include the "y" sound, though the letter isn't actually included.

Banned because you're redundant.

Banned for referring to me as "he".

Banned because that's your own fault for misleading me by calling yourself a dark lord.

Banned because you don't see me complaining about it.

Banned because She Is the King.

edited 25th Feb '15 10:59:48 AM by Bisected8

Banned because girls are not on the internet.

Banned for 'ing.

edited 25th Feb '15 11:00:40 AM by valozzy

Banned for being a member of the Hashashins.

Banned for implying that hashish is a bad thing.

edited 27th Feb '15 5:47:48 AM by Elva

Banned for a strawman argument—there was no such implication.

Banned for discriminating against strawmen.

Banned for being a strawmanist.

Banned for making up words.

Banned because all words are technically made up!

BANNED for stating the truth.

Banned because I'm so fucking sick of people capitalizing the word "BANNED" for no legitimate reason.

YOU are BANNED because there IS a legitimate reason. Look at the title of the game.

Banned for mentioning IS.

Banned for trying to sweep the issue of terrorism under the rug.

BANNED because you are easily aggravated.

Banned for being right about me, you This post has been thumped to preserve the dignity of the author.

BANNED for forcing me to imagine the 'lovely compliments' you tried to sling at me.

BANNED for being complimented.