Oh, don't worry! No one will ever come between us, and I'll never leave you! Just like you'll never leave me! No, we're going to be together forever and ever!
Isn't that right, baby? Isn't it...?
I love you all, you all love meeee, lets all marryyyy and burn this world who hates us all~~~~<3
Lets all go out today!
We'll have fun, be happy, and if anyone so much as looks at any of you the wrong way, I will tear their head off!
So, who want's to go out?
Just a teapot
We can all go get dinner. Anyone who tries to stop us will die a slow and painfull death. Where would you like to eat?
Insert witty one-liner here.
Some place with lots of room, that way I can pull out my axe if I have to! 
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
I think the cashier lady is looking at you, dear.
Excuse me, I'm going to ask her where the bathroom is
Of course! Just please try not to get blood on yourself. It's so darn hard to wash out!
Just a teapot
That waitress was a real snob. I'll be right back.
Insert witty one-liner here.
I'm back! I just had to dispose of the bo- I mean, I had to use the bathroom!
-hides bloodied baseball bat behind back-
That's okay!
Isn't today a wonderful day? Aren't we having a wonderful time? Isn't everthing wonder -Was that waiter winking at you?!?!
(Pulls out axe)
I will be right back!
edited 30th Sep '10 1:26:49 PM by Tidal_Wave_17
Just a teapot
I just had a word with the Manager. Dinner is free as long as we promise to never come back, and don't look in his office.
edited 30th Sep '10 1:29:03 PM by Liisiko
Insert witty one-liner here.
(Comes back with bloody axe.)
Turns out he just had a nervous twitch. Wish he had told me that before I cut his hand off-
Dinner's free? Yay!
edited 30th Sep '10 1:30:04 PM by Tidal_Wave_17
Just a teapot
What do you want to do now? I'm up for anything just let me grab my chainsaw.
Insert witty one-liner here.
o hai
I prefer serrated swords.
If people learned from their mistakes, there wouldn't be this thing called bad habits.
You're so cute when you try to be a jerkass Ed!!!! Now just be a gooood boyyy and stay tied to the chair while I go and kill your so-called girlfriend, okay? 
Let's all go for a nice walk in the country side!
Beautiful scenery, great weather, and perfect places to hide all the bodies!
Of co- wait. There was a guy looking at my date!
Thankfully, it's a secluded place. Y'know, everyone? People who say guns aren't sadistic enough are wrong. Slow and painful death can ensue if shot in certain places. For instance- BAM!- the groin.
I'm a friendly, laid-back yet quite affectionate guy and I totally have no dark side.
I want to join in with you guys.
edited 2nd Oct '10 5:34:00 AM by NathanielTheSeeker
...Who are all of you ladies?
The Great Pies Alt: Your soul brothers.
Eventua
U-uh, ye-yes dear! o_O *gulp*
Say, can we head back now? I mean, just in case someone tries to flirt with me? I'd hate for more people to die, right? I mean, surely you'd agree it's better if we just...
My new account at: Eventua
Greyson: We don't want to go back yet.
edited 2nd Oct '10 2:09:03 PM by Tidal_Wave_17
Eventua
'Scuze me. -Takes waitress by the wrist- Can I ask you about something...In the back room?
I love you all so much!
If anyone ever tried to take you away from me...Well, no worries!
After all, that would never happen...
WOULD IT?!?!