Retsupurae

God, this guy is annoying.

Why'd he squish Sonic?

I remember that Wii sports Resort one. Granted Leonardo made an okay LP, but it was completely stupid how he didn't know you could swing th sword in other directions during the duel parts. There's more to swordplay than going spastic like Luke Skywalker near the end of R Eturn of the Jedi.

Dance of the sugar plum failure.

^^^^ When someone brought up The Gaming Goose once I remembered that video. He doesn't seem to know that Let's Plays usually do NOT involve a camera being pointed at the player.

Real L Pers do it lying down

Jeez, the protagonist sounds so bored. Also, who/what is Shadow Crystal?

"Your alpha leader can't respond."

"Why?"

"Cos hes dead."

WINNER! script too.

Military tactics 101: The one taking point is unarmed and the Guns Akimbo joker in the back is covering the entrance while guards are already posted there. Also called the fucking moron formation.

edited 19th Jul '10 1:45:51 PM by Ana

When I can cook up better tactics, you need to review your military education.

I watched every episode of the series they're mocking here. No, I don't know why.

I remember watching the series too. I don't remember it being as bad.

At least it has Edwyn Tiong in it. He has the perfect "smug" voice.

Edwyn Tiong has voiced things that I never recognized him in.

Like that Flash adaptation of the first part of Eight Bit Theater. Had no idea he was voicing Black Mage.

I wonder if he'll become a professional. With a voice like that, I'd love to play video games with him voicing the lead character.

edited 20th Jul '10 3:35:21 PM by Zaka51

Yes, his awesome voice is somewhat wasted in newgrounds hell.

I... am M Dickie!

New one!

edited to improve the link.

edited 28th Jul '10 8:00:56 PM by BattleMage

That bitch!

Wow. I think they try to out-Narm Troll 2 in that scene where he screams after seeing the monster. And some of the puzzles would make Roberta Williams say "What the fuck did they smoke when coming up with that?" Hillarious

edited 29th Jul '10 11:25:34 PM by Ana

When it takes Insane Troll Logic to finish the quests in your game, you are doing something wrong.

. . . the creator gets the idea behind thermite, and then manages to make it needlessly convoluted for no reason whatsoever ("it needs a sturdy container" to... be melted anyway? Why the hell) ... on top of many other puzzles that make no sense whatsoever, in a... what the hell did I just watch?

How was that ending romantic!? How is handing someone a shiv to kill some poor bastard a friendship ending? I can give them the selfish one, but like Slowbeef says it's the hardest one to get. Also why am I spoilering these things it doesn't matter

As usual the reviews are a good capper. But seriously, who makes these things and doesn't realize...

New Retsuflash.

I would say "So there really isn't a Metroid game Slowbeef can't suck at" if not for Fusion.