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Road Avenger!
Just awesome like that
At this point, I'm convinced that slowbeef has played more or less every SEGA CD game.
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Why would I write that?
Do you think he ever thought "This is the future of gaming" and tried to cut his wrists with the discs?
edited 1st Aug '12 10:57:27 PM by OdieEsty
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Imagine if Sonic CD was a QTE game.
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I'm imagining the QTE sections of the hedgehog stages in Sonic Unleashed, except that's an entire level...
*brain breaks due to sheer idiocy of concept*
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Snatcher as a QTE game.
"QUICK GILLIAN PRESS X TO GET DRUNK ON THE JOB AND GET THE CHIEF ANGRY AT YOU"
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I'm trying to think about Metal Gear as a QTE game but Heavy Rain already exists.
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metal gear isnt sega cd you dum dum aklso how about Wonderdog as a QTE?
Why would I write that?
THERE'S METAL GEARS IN SNATCHER AND THAT PRACTICALLY MAKES THEM CANON IN EACH OTHER CONTINUITIES SO THERE!
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Yeah but Outer Heaven's nightclub in one and a terrorist nation in the other
seriously can anyone explain the Kojimaverse to me? What, did Castlevania occur in the same universe too?
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...so when can we expect the Michael Bay movie adaptation of this game?
Also, someone totally needs to dub in Naked Gun theme over footage of this game.
edited 2nd Aug '12 9:26:33 AM by Psyclone
Dude, Road avenger you can't overdub Road Avenger.
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The Michael Bay version of this would be exactly the same, except with the addition of horrible comic relief.
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And so much explosions its impossible to tell whats going on.
The Road Avenger will be an alien
And there'll be more stupid gross-out jokes straight out of generic shitty anime/teen comdies than actual Road Avenging.
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So, Garzeys Wing crossed with Superbad except with asplodeys and terrible jokes?
edited 2nd Aug '12 12:47:11 PM by 0dd1
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The strangest thing related to Road Avenger is that someone announced, in 2009, that they're writting an official novelization of the game.
Thrilling.
(there's twoexcerpts online but fuck if I'm reading that, lol)
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Unless it's a picture book filled with people being horribly mauled by crappy vehicles and explosions, not interested.
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Oh god that novel sounds fantastic. I gotta sees this
Wow. That synopsis is so completely generic and meaningless you can apply it to virtually anything and still make sense.
Also Neo Kobe Pizza is great, give it a shot. Surprisingly good and cheap meal.
Why would I write that?
We’ve always imagined Winnie The Pooh’s world as one lacking mercy or morals, and the chance to finally be able to see it as it should be is something too good to pass up. This is a something that should be gritty and dark, and from we read in the preview, Park does a great job of conveying the similarities between Chris’s inner darkness and that of the world around him. The symbiosis the two share is vital to the narrative, and Park’s prose is quick and precise in revealing it in a manner most people should have little trouble understanding.
edited 2nd Aug '12 2:15:54 PM by OdieEsty
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I'd like to try Neo Kobe Pizza myself at some point., Just gotta get some soup first.
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This isn't going to be the next navigtr, is it?
Why would I write that?
We’ve always imagined the Navgtr’s world as one lacking mercy or morals, and the chance to finally be able to see it as it should be is something too good to pass up. This is a something that should be gritty and dark, and from we read in the preview, Slowbeef does a great job of conveying the similarities between Navgtr’s inner darkness and that of the world around him. The symbiosis the two share is vital to the narrative, and Slowbeef’s prose is quick and precise in revealing it in a manner most people should have little trouble understanding.
Just awesome like that
Okay, you made me laugh there.
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Word on the street is it tastes great.
To add to that, Slowbeef and Diabetus (Partly) got me to try Snatcher.
I learnt the hard way never to pig out on buffalo and moonsalts on the job. Benson Cunningham is fucking frightening when he's angry.