I Never

It wasn't Reno.

I've never stolen a silver chip off a traveller in the desert. And you?

What? How did you know...nevermind.

I have never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. Have you?

Wha...? -gets shot in chest and crawls off-

I've never seen Feeder live. Have you? (and what are they like? Seeing them next year)

No, but my clone has. He refuses to give details.

I have never sung a They Might Be Giants song in public. You?

No, I don't listen to them.

I've never played this game without a bunch of shot glasses in front of me before. What 'bout you?

edited 6th Dec '10 6:02:40 PM by SeanMurrayI

Not with shot glasses...

I never saw Citizen Kane.

Seen it. I don't recommend it for anybody, either, but that's another story.

I never... liked a Joel Schumacher movie that wasn't Falling Down.

Ditto.

I've never smashed a computer.

You?

...Do VC Rs count?

I've never had a pet ferret. You?

Nope.

I never walked upside down on the cieling. Have you?

With my hands, maybe. Otherwise, no.

I have never been to a concert not featuring a hip hop act. You?

I've never been to a concert, period.

I've never seen The Lord Of The Rings movies back-to-back. Have you?

No.

I've never watched The Godfather.

I have. I'd rather not go into detail.

I've never took over the world.

Neither have I.

I've never punched a baby (not that I haven't wanted to, mind you). Y tu?

Heavens no! Those soft spots get me too worried. I HAVE, however, punched my little brother.

I never saw Venice. Have you?

Nope, never have. I wish I could, though.

I've never finished a full book. Stories, yes, but entire, bona fide books, no. You?

Yep.

I have never popped a blister. Have you?

My heels are red because of this. Yes.

I never hugged a monkey. Have you?

Unfortunately not.

I've never been sunburned. You?

Nope, i tan too well.

I've never looked up rule 34 of a series, have you?

Yeah no.

I've never gotten drunk in a karaoke bar with NPH. Have you?

Nope never gotten drubk at a karaoke bar with anyone.

I never killed anything bigger than a bug (as far as I remember), have you?

I go hunting

I never drank a beer

^^I've killed a pretty large number of goldfish, actually—all at once.

^Shit, I've drank beer...

I've never gotten into a car accident while I take my hands off the steering wheel to take a bong hit.

edited 28th Jan '11 8:41:48 PM by SeanMurrayI