my current job
For whatever reason, I have a habit of performing such an act as well.
Injuries sustained from explosion. Believed to have died within 30 seconds.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Neck snapped. Died within five seconds.
all the loose ends
Implaed by the major headspikage he has going on there.
INCARNATION OF POWER
I no longer exist.
Crazy Awesome Personified
Molested to death.
Party time!
One just might
Dropped that sword on me.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
HULK SMASHED to death.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Stomped on, gunned down, rocket launchered, then lazered into a crisp.
...eheh
She breaks my bones.
Lizard Metabolism
Kicked outta the window into main street.
How do lizards fly?
Glory to Arachnos
Cut in half by rebellion.
-Spider Lizard Noises-Frontal Lobe bitten off.
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Whoa, how did you know my avatar's weapons!?
edited 24th Aug '14 10:58:32 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Bombed, shot, torpedoed.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Punched.
Classic
Stabbed in the back, and has my hat stolen and sold on the Steam Marketplace for a high price.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Electrocuted
Killed by his master plan. You said he's almost like Kaworu so...
...eheh
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
Talcum powder-ized.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Neck snapped.
Lizard Metabolism
Ran through with these horns.
How do lizards fly?
Classic
-gets blasted apart by his Devastators-
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015Cut into bits. Electrified bits.
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
My soul is lunch.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Stabbed to death. So much blood I nearly threw up.
Hope nobody minds me necro'ing this.
edited 14th Aug '14 6:34:31 AM by IchigoPockyChama