Your left index finger is a 44 magnum revolver and it went off when you started reading this sentence. What damage was done?
I'm gonna need a new phone...and keyboard...and dog
#202: Jan 21st 2016 at 9:28:26 PM
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens.
seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
TheFarmboy
Don't Try It
from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away
(Not-So-Newbie)
Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#203: Jan 22nd 2016 at 3:33:37 AM
My fridge is the next casualty.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
DarkDestruction
Dread Pirate Captain
from 'neath the underwater skies
Since: Apr, 2011
Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#204: Jan 22nd 2016 at 4:56:19 AM
I now have a big, bloody hole in my stomach.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
TheEngineer24
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
from Site-0
Since: Dec, 2015
Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#205: Jan 22nd 2016 at 11:38:12 PM
I shot my cheeseballs.
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TheFarmboy
Don't Try It
from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away
(Not-So-Newbie)
Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#206: Jan 23rd 2016 at 7:02:56 AM
There goes my headphones, and my hearing.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
InfinityRyujin
Since: Jan, 2015
#207: Jan 23rd 2016 at 7:58:32 AM
My wall has a hole in it and my keyboard and desk are both destroyed.
#208: Jan 23rd 2016 at 11:17:25 AM
There's a hole in my closet door.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
TrulyDeceptive
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
from HOW DID I GET UP HERE?!
Since: Apr, 2014
Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
#209: Jan 23rd 2016 at 11:30:09 AM
Just broke my window.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#210: Jan 26th 2016 at 8:49:46 PM
I'm gonna need a new iPad.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
TrulyDeceptive
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
from HOW DID I GET UP HERE?!
Since: Apr, 2014
Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
#211: Jan 27th 2016 at 6:31:45 AM
Gonna need a new heart.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
DarkDestruction
Dread Pirate Captain
from 'neath the underwater skies
Since: Apr, 2011
Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
InfinityRyujin
Since: Jan, 2015
#213: Jan 27th 2016 at 5:42:13 PM
I am very ded now.
#214: Jan 27th 2016 at 8:24:23 PM
Annnnd, I just blew my brains out. GG, D
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
#215: Jan 27th 2016 at 9:02:30 PM
The bullet ricocheted off the windowpane and destroyed my desk lamp. It is now lodged in my desk.
edited 27th Jan '16 9:02:58 PM by Ghostninja109
pepimanoli
Cuteness overload.
from the wondrous land of Profundia
Since: Sep, 2015
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cuteness overload.
#216: Jan 28th 2016 at 2:25:47 AM
I just shot myself in the belly. I think that may be a problem.
Everyone call me elf monster
TheEngineer24
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
from Site-0
Since: Dec, 2015
Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#217: Jan 28th 2016 at 2:44:12 AM
I shot a propa- *Explosions*
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OmegaShadowcry
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
from The Arena
Since: Mar, 2013
Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#218: Mar 10th 2016 at 11:37:51 PM
According to the base of my finger, MY SPARRING SWORD!
Based on the tip... that was my tablet, once.. .
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
TheFarmboy
Don't Try It
from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away
(Not-So-Newbie)
Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#219: Mar 11th 2016 at 4:12:13 AM
It only hit a wall.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
DankyCroodle
Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort
from Pennsylvania
Since: Aug, 2013
Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort
#220: Mar 11th 2016 at 1:32:16 PM
........
Anybody got An Arm and a Leg?
"Instead of putting the bar so high, just be amazed you can breathe." -Joel Johansson
cake1
Welcome to the Literature club!
from A parallel universe
Since: Feb, 2016
Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#221: Mar 11th 2016 at 1:36:07 PM
I lost a few of my right hand fingers....
edited 11th Mar '16 1:36:19 PM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
T-manboy55
Since: Jan, 2016
#222: Mar 11th 2016 at 1:47:03 PM
I shot my carpet! Oh no?
TheEngineer24
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
from Site-0
Since: Dec, 2015
Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#223: Mar 13th 2016 at 4:08:35 AM
I shot my cake! Noooooooooooo!!!
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OmegaShadowcry
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
from The Arena
Since: Mar, 2013
Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#224: Mar 13th 2016 at 9:13:40 PM
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
golgothasArisen
Since: Jan, 2015
#225: Mar 13th 2016 at 9:15:30 PM
welp, there goes my chin
"If you spend all your heart / On something that has died / You are not alive and that can't be a life"
Total posts: 225
I shot a freaking nuclear bomb! -Explosions-
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