Your left index finger is a 44 magnum revolver and it went off when you started reading this sentence. What damage was done?
I'm gonna need a new phone...and keyboard...and dog
My knee!
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.The funeral was Monday.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Just blew the left half of my face off. Ow.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'Just took the skin off my right forearm and put a hole in my wall.
Ach the intestines.
Time to get a new printer.
...ehehI can no longer pass on my genes. As if I was going to anyway...
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.And I just shot my PC. It was a piece of crap anyway. Judging by the position, it would go right through the hard drive.
I just shot myself in the face. Mostly grazed my forehead, but my nose is probably pretty messed up.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousCrap! I just repaired that hole in the wall like 3 days ago!
...ehehWell, I'm gonna need a new container for my goldfish...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Hole in the ceiling. Thank god there's a house above mine.
...ehehLet's see.... my thumb is probably damaged quite a bit. My printer is most likely inoperable. Oh, and there's a gaping hole in my wall.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartWent through my right cheekbone. I'll be disfigures but survive
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.MY RIGHT LEG!!!
Thank god I got the floor this time.
...ehehFuck, there goes my leg. And probably my swivel chair, too.
And now I think about it, the recoil could do bad things to my neck and/or jaw, too.
edited 23rd Aug '14 10:44:24 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."My mouse isn't working anymore from the recoil, there's a hole in the wall near the monitor (which is thankfully undamaged due to how I was holding the mouse) and the shot went through the power cord for one of my speakers.
I accidentally shot my best friend in the nuts.
[REDACTED]I just shot myself in the face fiddling with my gum. Whoops.
The school's computer case is shot. I can't afford to replace it.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!I accidentally shot my roommate. Now I gotta get a new one.
[REDACTED]There goes one of my dad's pictures.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Hole in me ceiling!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015