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Your left index finger is a 44 magnum revolver and it went off when you started reading this sentence. What damage was done?

I'm gonna need a new phone...and keyboard...and dog

TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#176: Aug 5th 2014 at 10:11:40 PM

Hole in me ceiling!

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#178: Aug 10th 2014 at 8:37:17 AM

The funeral was Monday.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#179: Aug 10th 2014 at 8:45:06 AM

Just blew the left half of my face off. Ow.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#180: Aug 11th 2014 at 9:15:08 PM

Just took the skin off my right forearm and put a hole in my wall.

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#182: Aug 11th 2014 at 9:21:53 PM

Time to get a new printer.

...eheh
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#183: Aug 11th 2014 at 9:25:32 PM

I can no longer pass on my genes. As if I was going to anyway...

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#184: Aug 11th 2014 at 9:34:23 PM

And I just shot my PC. It was a piece of crap anyway. Judging by the position, it would go right through the hard drive.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#185: Aug 12th 2014 at 9:02:33 PM

I just shot myself in the face. Mostly grazed my forehead, but my nose is probably pretty messed up.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#186: Aug 20th 2014 at 10:50:09 AM

Crap! I just repaired that hole in the wall like 3 days ago!

...eheh
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#187: Aug 20th 2014 at 10:54:48 AM

Well, I'm gonna need a new container for my goldfish...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#188: Aug 20th 2014 at 9:23:50 PM

Hole in the ceiling. Thank god there's a house above mine.

...eheh
bRaHiAn1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#189: Aug 20th 2014 at 9:25:30 PM

Let's see.... my thumb is probably damaged quite a bit. My printer is most likely inoperable. Oh, and there's a gaping hole in my wall.

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
PadurKaril Bile Connoisseur from San José, CA Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
#190: Aug 20th 2014 at 9:51:21 PM

Went through my right cheekbone. I'll be disfigures but survive

I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.
PowerfulKyurem INCARNATION OF POWER from The Arena Since: Jun, 2014
INCARNATION OF POWER
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#192: Aug 20th 2014 at 9:55:17 PM

Thank god I got the floor this time.

...eheh
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#193: Aug 23rd 2014 at 9:29:38 PM

Fuck, there goes my leg. And probably my swivel chair, too.

And now I think about it, the recoil could do bad things to my neck and/or jaw, too.

edited 23rd Aug '14 10:44:24 PM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#194: Aug 23rd 2014 at 10:40:58 PM

My mouse isn't working anymore from the recoil, there's a hole in the wall near the monitor (which is thankfully undamaged due to how I was holding the mouse) and the shot went through the power cord for one of my speakers.

TheEngineer24 O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down) from Site-0 Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#195: Jan 21st 2016 at 5:31:01 AM

I accidentally shot my best friend in the nuts.

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BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#196: Jan 21st 2016 at 6:42:53 AM

I just shot myself in the face fiddling with my gum. Whoops.

TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#197: Jan 21st 2016 at 8:37:39 AM

The school's computer case is shot. I can't afford to replace it.

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
TheEngineer24 O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down) from Site-0 Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#198: Jan 21st 2016 at 9:13:40 PM

I accidentally shot my roommate. Now I gotta get a new one.

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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
TrulyDeceptive The Silence That Speaks Volumes from HOW DID I GET UP HERE?! Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
#200: Jan 21st 2016 at 9:19:20 PM

There goes one of my dad's pictures.

The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.

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