Dragon Age

New information on Skyhold. We have a tavern.

Edit: More info.

edited 31st Jul '14 11:06:01 AM by lrrose

I just hope there is an option to rip out the throat of any party member who dares to drink Orlesian swill in that tavern.

Wouldn't the Ferelden stuff be swill, instead, though? I imagine most Orlesian alcohol available at the tavern of the Inquisition would be some rather expensive liquor.

It's Zephyr. Being Orlesian makes it swill by default.

Sounds divine. Reminds me a bit of the Dark Tower from Overlord, but more fleshed out. Love it!

edited 31st Jul '14 12:10:42 PM by kingtiger522

But swill would be technically inaccurate and Zephyr insists on everything being accurate.

I believe Crimson Zephyr is saying that any Orlesian drink is equivalent to swill, or kitchen waste mixed with water often fed to pigs.

Having been tanked by French brands in my time, I can assure you, they make some goood red.

Being Orlesian is the ultimate sin.

I hope to burn Leliana alive for her crimes.

<_< That joke is still old.

And it doesn't make sense that you would use word sin since don't you hate Chantry too?

edited 31st Jul '14 1:29:49 PM by SpookyMask

I would imagine that, for the sake of plot, You CANNOT murder people simply because they are Orlesian. Psychotic Genocide-rs with no rational logic to their actions make for boring protagonists.

Not murdering Orlesians means their innate corruption remains in Thedas.

I only hate the Chantry because it's Orlesian.

edited 31st Jul '14 5:53:56 PM by CrimsonZephyr

...Stale Joke is Stale.

Your error is assuming that he's kidding.

Oh. I shall correct my statement then.

Stale comments are stale.

You really do need to find something new to be obsessively murderous about.

How about nugs? Or ghasts? Or people who wear dumb hats (though I suppose that would overlap with Orlesians.)

He's murderous about everything that isn't Fereldan. Orlesians just come up more than they do.

Joan Of Arc wasn't as slutty as Leliana. lol

Stop staring into the ghast-hole.

edited 31st Jul '14 6:07:44 PM by AnotherGuy

Leliana is slutty? There's a problem with being slutty?

Nah, Nevarra's okay. Because they are perpetually at war with Orlais.

I wouldn't say Leliana's slutty at all. And I don't see a problem with someone being slutty unless it overrides common sense and practicality (i.e. Revealing Armor).

I hope there is an option to go into a town and purge it of every minstrel on suspicion of being an Orlesian spy.

Zephyr must be a riot at parties.

What if it's a minstrel singing about how awesome mud and mabari are and how much Orlais sucks?

What if it's a bard singing about how there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead?

What's the deal with Orlais, anyway? Why the hate?

Is it because of ze outraaaaaageous French accent? Or because none of them have called a warrior warden/Alistair/Hawke/Inquisitor a ka-niggit?

Also, Zephyr, Orlais is better than that dog kingdom of Ferelden. We may not have peace, or your nice noblemen and women, or that nice bastard as our king, or your mostly peaceful Circle, but we have fantaaastic fashion, and we also don't have Orzammar.

edited 31st Jul '14 8:35:38 PM by arcanephoenix

Fereldan doesn't have Orzammar either. It's a sovereign city state. Besides, Orlais has Kal-Sharok, which is even worse.