bored
Well, yeah, but remember how they were defeated by The Great One?
hiya, the name's scout.
The Great One? No, He was killed by Yellow Diamond a few thousand years ago.
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the cake is an alternative fact
MY DIAMOND
YOUR DIAMOND
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
bored
-Whispers- Are you talking about the diamond? That`s top secret information! Are you also a member of my... group?
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
maybe, but only if it was one of those hexagonal diamonds, otherwise we wont be from that group. BUY MY BOOK!
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Champion of Io!
So, changing the subject, anyone up for some Gargle Blaster? Made from fresh grapes this time, don't worry.
Oh look, a ghost!
89 years old!?
After the last time? The Serbian Embassy nearly exploded!
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...
That's pretty impressive seeing as we were in the middle of nowhere fighting the Legalist army when we drank it.
Champion of Io!
I was only because the grapes were expired! They're fresh this time, swear it!
Oh look, a ghost!
And are those grapes from Italy? I heard the grape shortage really cut the economy there ever since the Grapist Army attacked.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I think we should be careful, lest we again awaken Alexander the Grape.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Champion of Io!
Oh well then, I guess I'll go and test it...
Oh look, a ghost!If you're gonna do that, at least get the razorback in the wizard hat.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Champion of Io!
You mean the one that terrorized Japan some time ago, right? Just want to be sure.
edited 3rd Sep '16 3:09:58 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
Surprisingly unstable
I would hardly call it "terrorizing" since Godzilla/Gorjira took care of the whole ordeal in twenty minutes and even helped clean up.
Fuck, they aired the news footage internationally and half the world thought it was some TV special!
89 years old!?
At least the train didn't derail like the last time. All that soup, lost forever in the Pacific Ocean...
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...
Speaking of the Pacific, remember that day we all went to Hawaii? That scar on my chest is the one memento I have of the old lady on the beach.
Ah yes, the werewolf incident. I still keep a small armory of silver next to my room.
Champion of Io!
Oh lord the werewolves. One almost stole the acid breathing shark!
Oh look, a ghost!
PINNACLE OF MAN
Andrew Jackson's pet? How?!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
I think it may have had something to do with those Girl Scouts armed with military grade weapons.
That, or the giant robot that looks exactly like Justin Beiber.
Surprisingly unstable
Things only got worse when Mecha Streisand showed up...
89 years old!?
At least the king's soup pot didn't spill. He probably would have declared war on all werewolves if it did.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Ain't as bad as that time when Santa shot JFK with a portal gun. It was hard to explain that to the Bosnian.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
speaking of bad times, remember when those personifications of the seven deadly sins showed up and started crawling on people's backs
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster